This is perfect for those of you feeling a little low this Friday morning…
We usually eschew the singer/songwriter ilk, but an irate reader said that if we don’t play Josh Vanderslice then he’ll make us eat Janet Reno’s vagina. One would think this an empty threat, but then Reno confirmed that her vagina would envelope our lovely head unless we play Vanderslice, who hails from Florida, where Reno lives.
Oh, the song’s called “Exodus Damage,” in case you care about such things.
Yea! My boyfriend and I first connected because of our common interest in Vanderslice’s music. 3 years later and going strong!
Good choice. I’d also recommend his tune “Bill Gates Must Die” (because we’ve all felt that way at one time or another).
Leave Janet Reno alone. You’ll be an old gay man like her too one day (if your lucky.) At least Janet Reno cried over the Elian brou-ha-ha while Dick Cheney would have killed his kitten and mailed it to Castro.
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