Morning Cat Fight: Tanya Turner v. Nurse Dunkley
We know our readers are the cream of the cultural crop. As such, we know you guys love the ridiculously entertaining British sudster, Footballer’s Wive$ as much as we do. And, of course, we j’adore the money grubbing coke head super bitch, Tanya Turner.

While her lil’ sister rehashes old Tanya stories on the second-rate spin-off, Footballers Wive$: Extra Time, we can’t stop pining for the original bad girl. We have no idea when series five of the real Footballer’s will be airing here in The States, so we’ll have to quench our Tanya thirst with a classic clip.

For those of you not in the know: Tanya and Nurse Dunkley had schemed together against Frank. Insanity ensued and, of course, their story began to unravel. Yeah, that’s about all you need to know…

(What? It’s Friday and gross here in NYC, we needed a little something. And, we suspect, you do, too.)