It was just around last Thanksgiving that we introduced you to Brazilian cutie Edilson Nascimento and in honor of this week’s holiday, we’re giving you a full-course feast of the guy, complete with some NSFW pics after the jump.
Also, here’s this week’s Morning Goods Monkey Challenge: In the comments, try to use work in your best turkey/Thanksgiving dirty pun– ie: ” I would sauce his cranberries any day!” The one that makes us larf the most will get to choose the “type” of guy that will appear in tomorrow’s Morning Goods (be sure to specify in your comment).
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ryan
Gobble Gobble…?
fredo777
“I’m gonna candy-glaze those man-hams.”
or
“You want some gravy on that sausage stuffin’?”
lol
We need a real bear/hairy-chested burly guy for MG.
Michael vdB
Boy, I think Canada should have a 2nd Thanksgiving because after him, I would be *stuffed*. All the more reason to be able to undo the top button on my pants (maybe even more). 😛
Oh yea, and Japhy…just to sooth the savage beast (i.e. Fredo777), there must be a Falcon or COLT model out there somewhere. After all, Christmas is coming and you do need a bear to keep warm.
dvlaries
Eddie’s no feast, but he’s no turkey either, and at least he’s an improvement over yesterday’s ersatz bread filling.
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I could gobble on that for a while.
(echo Fredo’s sentiment, with the amendment that there be a few grey hairs)
Nick
I’d pound his Plymouth Rock into gravel!
Alan down in Florida
After I was done giving he would be thankful that’s for sure.
Beefy blond please.
Nick
Or….
I’d make his Plymouth Rock…
or
I’d board his Mayflower
I’m trying to stay away from food references 🙂
Paul Raposo
Thanksgiving isn’t the only thing coming.
Edilson must be done, because my probe just popped up.
I’d love to stuff his cavity with my sausage dressing.
I’d baste his thighs with my butter.
When I’m done with Edilson, he won’t be left overs, he’ll be sloppy seconds.
I’d fill Edilson’s pie hole with my mince meat.
I’d tell you what I think of Edilson, but I don’t want to be accused of using fowl language.
Since I love stirring up trouble, let’s make the MG’s the twinkiest twink you can find. The kind of guy that would make Brent Corrigan look like Thom Katt.
Elvy
i think we have a winner:
“I’d tell you what I think of Edilson, but I don’t want to be accused of using fowl language.”
well done, Paul
Paul Raposo
@Paul Raposo:
Now that I think about it, it would be mean to set up some unknowing model for ridicule just because I’m a prick. So let’s make my choice a brown skined Brazilian, or a Blatino, preferable with hairy legs–and butt.
Paul Raposo
@Elvy:
*blush*
ChristopherM
Damn, I just made giblet gravy.
Trenton
I usually abide by ‘If you can’t say anything nice, say nothing at all’ when looking at MG, but because you asked:
“What a turkey…a tanned pan of tryptophan. Yawn.”
And though I know I won’t win for that one, my MG pick would be Ben Elowitz. *swoon*
Shane!
Dinner and a movie might be nice if not for his gobbled English.
Oh, and I vote for hairy, beefy, bearded, and not white.
Willie Hewes
Raposo FTW.
I’m all on board with the non-white thing, but I’m a bit surprised at the body-hair fans here. Who knew fur was so popular!
ILOVEZ
His is just perfect!
Michael W.
Obviously an affirmative action selection to placate those screaming for more “color.”
Since when is it a bad thing to be a white man? Seems all we’re good for is creating civilization, innovation and buoying democratic nations with the taxes ripped from our hard work. All we do is make the world-go-round yet it’s a negative to be depicted in the Morning Goods section of Queerty.
Michael J
At last, eye candy on Queerty who doesn’t just pout or look blankly into space, and who is actually capable of a smile! A nice change from the usual lifeless models here.
afrolito
@Michael W.
Shut the fuck up with your racist drivel.
As far as Edilson goes, he’s hot, but way over exposed on the net.
I hate turkey, but i’d definetely smoke his peace pipe after dinner.
Karl
Civilization began in the Middle East, by an assortment of tasty yet slightly darker men with the help of the highly erotic Hammurabi Code.
ChicagoJimmy
@Michael W.:
Oh My God. Get over yourself. The world was neither created for nor by white men.
It’s not that white men aren’t attractive, there is just a desire for variety.
Don’t take everything so personally.
Anyway, as far as Edilson goes, all I can think about is slow cooking and turkey basters!
A bit older and darker would be lovely.
Rondarius
For Michael W:
This link has an actual albino performing in a three way. Enjoy!
Rondarius
http://www.thahan.net/hisfirsthugecock/gaysex281
Michael W.
Right. When all else fails, pull the trusty racism card. That’s why whites never speak up or argue in favor of themselves because they’re sure to be branded a racist. But if I was an Afro-American with a tirade against the white man, the rules are reversed.
Where’s this demand for variety, Jimmy? Outside these pages I don’t see it. Instead I see overwhelming demand for white flesh. Only here on Queerty do I see people complaining about the beautiful men like me who suffer from a lack of melanin. Everywhere else, the white man is King and I will remain on the throne.
Why do you think Japhy has to scramble to find non-white models to placate you? Because we are the cream of the crop and nobody wants to take pictures of anyone else.
So fuck variety.
Paul Raposo
@Michael W.:
Right. When all else fails, pull the trusty racism card. That’s why whites never speak up or argue in favor of themselves because they’re sure to be branded a racist.
Right. When all else fails, pull the trusty reverse racism card.
But if I was an Afro-American with a tirade against the white man, the rules are reversed.
Not on Queerty. POC’s–posters of colour, who have ragged on whites without merit, have caught hell from readers before. When someone acts like an asshole on Queerty, they get flamed. Race doesn’t enter into it.
Where’s this demand for variety, Jimmy? Outside these pages I don’t see it.
But you’re on these pages now, aren’t ya, Mike? If you don’t like the calls for a more diverse sets of images for MG, then don’t visit the page.
Instead I see overwhelming demand for white flesh.
Or in your case, Michael, white trash.
Only here on Queerty do I see people complaining about the beautiful men like me
You might be beautiful on the outside, Michael, but on the inside you’re dead, with a dark heart pumping cold, black blood.
who suffer from a lack of melanin.
And lack of rhythm. And soul, and humor and sadly, endowment.
Everywhere else, the white man is King
I’ve never heard of a bitchy King…
…and I will remain on the throne.
Making the same noises coming out of your mouth now.
Why do you think Japhy has to scramble to find non-white models to placate you?
Because he’s too busy masturbating and eating corn chips.
Because we are the cream of the crop
And you’re frothing at the mouth proves it.
and nobody wants to take pictures of anyone else.
Least of you.
So fuck variety.
So fuck you.
fredo777
@Michael W.:
I’m the last person to pull the “trusty racism card”, but you come off as a complete asshole.
Trenton
“Why do you think Japhy has to scramble to find non-white models to placate you? Because we are the cream of the crop and nobody wants to take pictures of anyone else.”
Hold on…I’m vomiting out of my eye sockets right now.
There…finished.
How about this as another possibility why there are fewer models of color:
1) The photogs and fashionistas are just as myopic in their tastes as you are and don’t pursue as many models of color (and from my own experience as a white male in the fashion world, who overheard the ghastly shit that people said when their “black friends” weren’t around…I can guarantee that this is true)
2) In the U.S. white people are majority…especially in the middle class, whence a lot of these models come. So there’s a statistical factor there, too.
And lemme just add that the way you have come across here is absolutely hideous, so no matter how attractive you may be to look at (and if you were attractive, and you were truly confident about that, then you wouldn’t be on here spewing such vile nonsense) your attitude could use a little beautification. Get help.
ChicagoJimmy
@Michael W.:
Well Michael, if you’re so convinced that white men are the be-all-end-all, go ahead and jerk yourself off till the cows come home to their images. As you stated, there’s plenty out there.
I suppose it takes a special kind of ego-centric idiot to believe that he is both the king and the suppressed. You remind me of christians who think their religion is under attack, even while the vast majority of Americans claim to be christian.
I don’t recall anyone saying white men are ugly and we don’t want any more. Just a few of us who do appreciate variety, even if you’re happy with the same vanilla every day.
By the way, you’re the one who started all the racist talk when you said he was an “affirmative action selection.” When you use that kind of inflammatory and derogatory language it’s called race baiting.
To quote Paul Raposo, “So fuck you.”
Ray
@Paul Raposo: yes, please! the twinkiest of twinks!
Michael W.
There’s plenty of name calling but no refutation of my claims, namely that the few hot pockets of demand for male models of “color” on here stand as nothing in the face of OVERWHELMING demand for hard white flesh.
Think of how many people browse these hunky models everyday who don’t post in the comments section? The ones who are perfectly fine with what they see, the arteries in their cocks pulsing with blood while they gaze upon good, wholesome, muscular whiteness with no complaints.
Japhy better be careful. Queerty has a good thing going with Morning Goods. He could turn this place into the UN and lose the silent majority when we shop at another market for Anglo beef.
Ray
i can only think of good porn titles such as:
“Cornholecopia”
“Arg, Shiver Me Giblets”
“Pocahotass”
“Spanksgiving”
and of course, “Gravy Train”
Trenton
There have been so many great rebuttals to Michael W’s tasteless posts, but my vote goes to #29 Chicago Jimmy. We already have one “contest” going on in this thread, so in honor of the dogpile we have on MW, how about we let CJ pick his favorite dog breed and you can post more puppies on T-day, too! <3
Paul Raposo
@Trenton:
1) The photogs and fashionistas are just as myopic in their tastes as you are and don’t pursue as many models of color (and from my own experience as a white male in the fashion world, who overheard the ghastly shit that people said when their “black friends” weren’t around…I can guarantee that this is true)
Bingo.
Years ago I use to produce a bi-annual catalogue for my first company. A friend mentioned his boyfriend, who was starting out in modeling, was having some trouble getting his first gig. I told him I’d put him in my upcoming fall catalogue.
Sure enough the photog stated that black models, “don’t photograph well.” He never explained this and pretty much refused to use him. I stated I’d find another camera man and he said, “No one’s going to take pictures of that nig-nog.” And this photographer was gayest thing on two feet.
Trenton
Ugh…awful story Paul. And all too common. But I hated modeling anyways, so I always say that these marginalized guys ultimately dodge a bullet if they have the talents to pursue something more productive… But still…Ugh ugh…
But wait:
“Think of how many people browse these hunky models everyday who don’t post in the comments section? The ones who are perfectly fine with what they see, the arteries in their cocks pulsing with blood while they gaze upon good, wholesome, muscular whiteness with no complaints.”
Either you are an intentional troll, or a white trash shut-in whose closest thing to an erotic experience was reading your mother’s Danielle Steels novels growing up. Bravooooo.
ChicagoJimmy
@Trenton:
Thanks Trenton! That is so perfect, because I happen to own a very cute chocolate lab! I couldn’t imagine a better choice given the discussion. I’ll send Japhy a picture from when she was a puppy.
Robert
@Michael W.:
In what way is saying “the beauty of a handsome, fit Anglo male dominates everything else in the room” NOT indicative of white supremacy? Why do you have to deride the beauty of other races (saying black models don’t photograph well and/or that literally no one wants to see them) in order to appreciate the beauty of your own? I haven’t heard any calls against there being white models on this website– just calls for more variety. I’m white and that doesn’t threaten or offend me– what is it in you that causes you to balk at the suggestion?
Tom
Its two days from Thanksgiving and all I can think about is having Edilson’s cock stuck in my throat like a turkey bone and you queens almost ruin it all by arguing about race. ENOUGH!
Darren
@Michael W.: Uhm…I never post, but your ridiculous claims have caused me to. There’s nothing wrong with white models…and there’s nothing wrong with you wanting them. But why are you attacking people who would like to see something else? I would love to see a middle-eastern model, but it’s not going to end the world if another white model is featured…anyway, the editor said the person with the best joke would choose; if you want a white model, make a great joke and ask for one…
Just get your panties out of their bunch and get over people liking other skin tones than white.
Trenton
Put a roll in it, Tom. Just keep drooling at the pics and don’t read the comments if they are such a boner-killer for you.
Paul Raposo
@Willie Hewes:
Who knew fur was so popular!
I don’t know about anyone else, Willie, but I’m a leg man to begin with, so there’s just something about a nice set of hairy gams that gets me going!
Ray
i’m working on something with “turfucken”…like with those meaty thighs, he’d be a juicy Thanksgiving turfucken. i’ll keep at it…
billyboy
I guess Michael has just gone to show us what ignorant WT do when they don’t go to work and instead stay home drinking. haha.
Michael vdB
Um…this is Michael vdB…the other white meat. 😛
Preference is one thing, but I don’t have any problem with seeing some nekkid ass regardless of it being black, white, hispanic, latino, arab, asian, south-east asian, inuit (did I forget anyone?).
A hot piece of ass is just that…a *hot* piece of finger lickin, toe curling, meat munching, powder poppin, deflower the mayflower (sorry, had to throw that in)….ass!
Bring on the gravey!
Michael W.
I wasn’t at home, BillyBoy. I was posting from my BlackBerry Storm at work.
And Michael vdB, I agree. I don’t have a problem with males of other races being displayed. I have a problem with the quota system that some commenters wanted Japhy to implement.
Puddy Katz
Italian men sure are pretty.
afrolito
Edilson is gorgeous, but the absolute ugly racism bt Michael W. just ruined everything.
Ahem!
It is sad when a JO fodder has to become a racially charged discussion. While the guy in question is not my type, but his race would be the last thing for that.
Phil
@Michael W.: Lol @ false assertion and flaunting of cell phone. Seriously, are you a teenage girl or something?
Tom
@Trenton:
Its not a boner-killer for me Trenton, its just I prefer to interact with adults when I venture on to Queerty. And although Edilson is hot, he does not even come close to my Brazilian boyfriend.
Trenton
I’d say that voicing opposition to tasteless, tactless, race-baiting posts (while not exactly the most productive use of one’s time) is still adult interaction…of a sort. I don’t consider any of this online hullabaloo “interaction” in the truest sense. Perhaps you were simply asserting that some of the posts were childish, and I will certainly agree with that—I’ll even plead guilty, from time to time…
But lalala…Happy Thanksgiving to you and Mr. Edilson+++.
RichardS
Fuck. Off. You. Racist. Twot.
blake
@Michael W.:
In Brazil, Portugal, Spain, and Italy, Edilson would just be another white guy. Seriously, if this guy were named Salvatorre D’Agostino, would this conversation take place?
First, race is a social construct. Humans are humans. What we think of as racial differences are just minor environmental adaptations.
Second, 1/3 of all white Americans have African ancestry. Just a fact of there being lots of interracial sex for the last 500 years. As Dr. James Watson, the c0-discoverer of DNA, found out after making racist comments, many white people would be surprised what a genetic survey of their DNA would reveal.
Third, Mike, you are a racist. Anyone who uses the words you chose to use is clearly a white supremacist.
Hypoallergenic Dog Breed
As for dogs, do you know any reliable resource where one can find all the local dog kennels?