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Morning Goods

Morning Goods: Joe Lazo

By Andrew Belonsky January 31, 2008 at 8:01am · 20 comments

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Don’t you wish you could have a nice relaxing day with model Joe Lazo?
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  • emb

    Ogled and objectified. Check.

    January 31, 2008 at 9:01am
  • yalesing

    hi,hot gay,i love you sexy photo,i will add it to my profile on gaysinglehunt.com where i look for gay partner

    January 31, 2008 at 9:01am
  • PolishBear

    “Don’t you wish you could have a nice relaxing day with model Joe Lazo?”

    Uh, NO. He looks like he’s thrown up everything he’s ever eaten. And I doubt he could carry on a marginally intelligent conversation to save his life.

    January 31, 2008 at 10:01am
  • Terry

    He is a beautiful man with an awesome body.

    January 31, 2008 at 10:01am
  • gay as life

    Judgmental much, PolishBear? Lots of guys are naturally thin.

    Lazo is a very sexy guy.

    January 31, 2008 at 11:01am
  • dvlaries

    Better than yesterday – at least he’s not all inked up – but try to get one or two a week that look 30 to 35, will ya? Someone old enough to remember ‘tear down this wall’ and when the Simpsons weren’t on the air.

    January 31, 2008 at 12:01pm
  • PolishBear

    DEAR GAY AS LIFE:

    Judgmental? Only as far as my own tastes go. It’s unfortunate that the staff of QUEERTY think that only rail-thin, pouting models are attractive. You can have him.

    January 31, 2008 at 12:01pm
  • afrolito

    This guy is beautiful, and I love his body.

    January 31, 2008 at 12:01pm
  • ninebone

    If I wanted to ogle a mannequin I would go to my local department store. Can’t your photographers find some models with ‘life’ in them, maybe a smile or three and a twinkle in their eyes.
    While I prefer guys on the slim side of physique, I will take a pass on this young mannequin.

    January 31, 2008 at 1:01pm
  • gary

    The hotest most beautiful twink I have ever seen, keep up with the Mannequin type, I can see the ordinary guys every day.

    January 31, 2008 at 1:01pm
  • PolishBear

    DEAR GARY:

    I wasn’t going to use the term “twink,” but now that you mention it …

    January 31, 2008 at 1:01pm
  • hells kitchen guy

    He’s not drop-dead, but he’s cute and has a nice body. Hey, if you want some hairy, stinky fat man, there are plenty of sites that spcialize in that sort of thing.

    January 31, 2008 at 2:01pm
  • PolishBear

    “If you want some hairy, stinky fat man, there are plenty of sites that spcialize in that sort of thing.”

    I’m not sure what the “stinky” is in reference to … but in any case, YES INDEED, there are plenty of websites that specialize in all different tastes. But this begs the question: What sort of website is QUEERTY? I like the fact that a wide variety of political and cultural issues are touched on, issues that ALL LGBT people can take interest in.

    But then there’s “Morning Goods,” which so far seems to make very young, skinny men some kind of Gay aesthetic ideal. I can imagine the QUEERTY staff squealing over their latest waif, saying “Oooohhh, he’s HAWT …” but it seems to me that they’ll be ignoring a good part of their potential audience.

    Just my thoughts. “Out” and “Advocate” fall into the same trap.

    January 31, 2008 at 2:01pm
  • Ken

    PolishBear, you fall into the trap of assuming that because someone is good-looking that he must be dumb.

    January 31, 2008 at 2:01pm
  • Dawster

    i know, Ken… how narrow-minded can people be? it’s not a “gay aesthetic”, it’s a MALE aesthetic… something that many straight women can appreciate as well.

    the fact that you, PolishBear, are different and see something else as attractive doesn’t mean you have to go out of your way to belittle, condemn, and scorn people who appreciate a healthy male body (whether we be gay men or straight women) who decides to take care of himself. your assumption that all people who are fit are unintelligent and worthless only proves that your overexerted sense of superiority has blinded you from seeing people for who they really are.

    some might say you were jealous, others would say bitter… maybe it’s both. either way, extending such a firm opinion is certainly your right as a person… albeit far from emotionally or mentally healthy in our society.

    January 31, 2008 at 3:01pm
  • blayne

    very nice. perfect muscle tone.

    January 31, 2008 at 5:01pm
  • hells kitchen guy

    Ok, I shouldn’t have said “stinky” – low blow. Sorry, But still … there ARE sites for guys that have bellies, etc. Mr. PolishBear, whether you like it or not, there is an aesthetic that governs the vast majority of how gay men and straight women (and straight men, for that matter. And lesbians) view attractive men.
    1) definition – low body fat
    2) size – muscle mass
    3) body hair – either trimmed (manscaped) or none
    That’s just the way it is.

    January 31, 2008 at 9:01pm
  • ioni

    God! I wics I had pecks like that!

    February 1, 2008 at 3:02am
  • jased

    my name is jased cabrigas lazo from philippines
    i’m honored that we had same last name in other country
    like what im said im proud of you dude….
    taste delicious ….heheheh

    August 19, 2009 at 2:08am
  • Jane D.

    This guy is super hot in person!!! I’m a heterosexual female and I took an abs class he instructs at David Barton gym in Chelsea. I don’t know if he’s straight or gay, I just know that I’m crushing on him super hard, (crushing enough to google stalk him), and I can’t take his class anymore because I find myself giggling waayyy toooo much! <3 What I would give for one night with his fine ass!

    January 1, 2012 at 8:01pm

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