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Yeah, Jonas has a penis and I’m it. It’s cool being attached to this hot bod, but my life sucks. Every night he sticks me in a dark, smelly hole and makes me do push-ups until I puke.
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Dawster
God Damn Hot.
BUT… you missed the one pic of him at the lake, sporting what can only be can considered and actual, genuine, “killer” smile. THAT was hotter.
dvlaries
🙂 No complaints at all this morning 🙂
rickroberts
OK, now see? Why can’t he be running for President? Then we wouldn’t be having any of these silly arguments.
Alan down in Florida
Wonderful. Does he have a dick?
afrolito
Dick no, but he does have a penis.
Very beautiful he is!
gary
Is he Irish ? Oh, who cares, we are all Irish today and he is a beauty to get Monday off to a hot start. (know he got me off)
M Shane
I was hoping for something Irish myself, but why complain !
This fellow is really photogenic without any apparent touchup work and a great smile.
Jonas' Penis
Yeah, Jonas has a penis and I’m it. It’s cool being attached to this hot bod, but my life sucks. Every night he sticks me in a dark, smelly hole and makes me do push-ups until I puke.
GranDiva
Apparently what this child does not have is enough booty.
bulak
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!
matheus
lindo gostoso tesao
maneater22
Supper hot body.