If ever there was an MG that was going to damn your editor to hell, it’s this duo. Marcello (the dark-haired one) and Enrico (the bottom) are sexy Italian boyfriends. Recently, they did a spread for Aussie mag DNA. However, their primary occupation is “high class escort.” Based out of London, the happy couple is available for your every need. They have a website (oh so NSFW), where they talk about how smart, mannered and sex-crazed they are and while we always thought the phrase “high-class escort” was a cheezy gimmick (as pretty much the whole escort thing in general is), it took *ahem* a while for us to muster up the proper concentration to put together this MG and not, you know, gaze at the screen with our jaws on the keyboard. Is now a good time to mention your editor’s birthday is coming up?
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David
They’re both absolutely stunning.
I think the whole escort thing is ummm odd? I guess if it works for them, then whatever.
Dubwise
very cute. the hair pulling in jock straps looks fun.
Steve
These children look like they’re about 4 feet tall.
Sebbe
The dark haired one and the bottom – LOL
Happy Early Birthday!!
buttmunch
and what makes a hooker high class? they douche their butts with evian…?
buttmunch
@Steve:
ha that was fucking funny…they do look like they r midgets
Mark
@Gurlene:
(insert derogatory drug reference re: slimness here)
@benwa:
(insert comment about skinniness here)
@buttmunch:
(insert just plain derogatory response here)
@Darth Paul:
(insert overly critical comment here)
@Alan down in Florida:
(start complaining now)
Dubwise
@buttmunch: Work on your humor.
hardmannyc
While I’ve never paid for it — why buy the cow when the milk’s free? — I’m not against it in principle. I’d probably pay for, say, Matthew Rush. That said, these guys, while not unattractive, are at best only average looking. I’ve known a lot of escorts, and while many if not most do it for the obvious reason, money, some have “issues” and are doing it to validate their looks.
Darth Paul
I approve of the gutterslut look.
David Hauslaib
@Mark: You win today’s Audience Participation Award.
Mark
@David Hauslaib:
I have no idea what that means.
RE: Morning Goods
I think they are cute and gorgeous in a sort of “Don’t-Touch-We’re-Greek-Gods-and-Possibly-Air-Brushed” way.
buttmunch
@Dubwise:
a hooker is just a hooker, probably u r too that’s why u’r offended
Alan down in Florida
@Mark: Sorry to disappoint you, but, despite being unable to determine which one is which, I like these two. There’s a difference between looking starved and looking healthy. And these two, while lacking body fat, look ripe and luscious. I’d love for them to tag-team me but I’s jes a po boy.
Dubwise
@buttmunch: You are a prime example of internet tough guy syndrome. I dismiss.
benwa
@Mark: if you don’t like the comments why do you read them. Obviously you don’t read them daily or you would know that most of my comments about the underwear.
Nick
For some reason I want to see video of them getting absolutely railed. *shrugs*
petted
Marcello’s on the right at the top of the page, making Enrico the one on the left. They are really cute. Apparently they’re working on setting up satellite locations but they make it sound kind of corporate though that doesn’t sound too bad either
getreal
I don’t personally understand the appeal of these two but I like how varied the Morning Goods guys have been recently. Keep it up I love to start the day with pics of a hot guy (or two) in theirs undies or even less(that is a hint queerty)
Suburban
He has nice abs.
sal
all these haters are hating cause the only way they will get some is with a cheque while i will get em for free lol
Ryan
Ugh God do these two have to invade everywhere I go?
You cannot avoid them in London, they are on all the sites (gaydar etc) in all the bar rags, and seem omnipresent in soho. Its like a twink prozzy invasion.
Ryan
Ugh God do these two have to invade everywhere I go?
You cannot avoid them in London, they are on all the sites (gaydar etc) in all the bar rags, and seem omnipresent in soho. Its like a twink prozzy invasion.
and now they are on queerty, god save us all, they really are taking over the world, next is gonna be a spot in a madonna video.
Paul
Wow, these guys are sooooooo hot.. I want them now!!! Please come to NY!
jack
cliche’/ so typical and average of you with every post you guys get worse and worse-
The Gay Numbers
They do seem kind of short. The camera angles were clearly choosen to not make you think about it, but it only makes it worse. They are cute, but – well short.
Peter
I know these guys. Yes, they are short, but so smart. They own http://www.boysandboys.com and http://www.yvymag.com and they can receive in a very luxury appartment!
buttmunch
according to their high end whatever, ‘travel companion’ is a talent,
.and the younger one started whoring himself at 16…saying that was his dream…
James
hi my name is james and you can contact me on 07810142542 i see your add in QX for men
YUK!
Who would pay for that !!!!!? Midgets with rat faces not to mention they do look a little retarded.