Morning Goods

Morning Goods: Matt Kirkham

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A little secret– being sorta blond, your editor is not one for fellow tow-heads, but Matt Kirkham, a former footballer from the UK with some nice chest hair action going on (that’s right, I like fuzz too!) might just get me to switch teams.

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58 Comments

  • Alexander

    Oh… beautiful Hairy Bearry, but not for me, however pic number 8 is pretty nice :)

  • scott

    nice hairy body. decent face. I dig it. I refuse to click on the other pics tho, so I’m just basing it off the 1st one. I did click on #8 based on “Alexander’s” review, but he was all shaved in that one. Why shave such hot hairyness?

  • Mark

    Meh. Pass.

    He looks like a young Sean Penn in Picture #8 – Laughable!

  • AlanInSLC

    I’d do him! :)

  • hardmannyc

    I love the interchangeability of body hair on these models. Bod is just very good, but he has a great face, lots of character.

  • Anthony in Nashville

    Not my usual type but pics 1 and 4 are niiice.

  • afrolito

    He looks like a fool in the second pic, and in general he’s just blah.

    Hotsnapz is a terrible photographer.

  • Dan

    Hot bod. The face is very…..suburban

  • ML

    Hot guy. Bad photographer.

  • blackiemiko

    any idea where the NSFW version of these photos are floating around?

  • ben

    holy wow

  • Z reveals

    Great butt!!!!!
    But his highlights are eeewww!

  • atdleft

    @Mark: Yeah, Pic #8 wasn’t so flattering. Try #2 instead. ;-)

    @hardmannyc: Not big enough? I dunno. He’s not that beefy, but I guess he’s good enough for me today. ;-)

  • Mark

    @atdleft:

    Too much hair; not my kind of guy.

  • Aaron J.

    Maybe……..!…No

  • arrcee

    Skin deep, he would be my ideal kinda guy.

    I would like it better if Queerty returned to thumbnails though.

  • .topher

    Personally love him, some of the pics are just bad photography, he’s obviously a dancer – his pointe is amazing in the 10th pic.

  • alan brickman

    People who have “types” usually don’t have “anybody”….lol

  • dvlaries

    An unreserved yes to this one :)

  • Jonathan

    Agreed about the face being a little bland, but otherwise totally smokin’…

  • Mark

    @alan brickman:

    And yet…I do! Funny how that works out!

    I seem to remember you saying similar things on other mornings when you didn’t like what you see…Not too fun when it’s someone else harping on the “kind” of guy *you* like, is it??

  • Miley Crisis

    A tasty treat! Thanks Japhy.

  • TANK

    Nice! But you can tell that’s he wee…

  • TANK

    @TANK:

    You can tell that he’s wee, rather.

  • tropos

    His face actually looks intelligent. Overall – yummmmmmm!
    Would love to lick every inch of that body. :-)

  • Jason in WV

    Cute, although I’m not much for blondes.

  • Lucky Luke

    Lovely body hair.. yummy.

  • ben

    @Jonathan: Hrm I think his face is the best part. And how hunky he is. Totally hot.

  • Suburban

    He’s cute, I like the dirty blonde or highlights look and the body hair is sexy too. I don’t like pic #8 (silly). He’s rugged looked and a nice change of pace.

  • Rob

    OMFG. Gorgeous.

  • Anthony

    pic 10 made my pants wet.

  • Joseph

    yes please! this guy is perfect for me.

  • sal

    HEY QUEERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg can u guys pleeeezzzzzz have that guy ( Alex Rodriguez) from Katy Perry’s hot n cold video as morning goods?!pleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

  • michael not 51. but another Michael

    Hot guy, very real looking, very 70’s body when men looked like men and not all cloned and artificial like men look today.

  • CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY

    @Dan:

    You hit the nail on the head with that. He reminds me of this dad from my brothers elementary whose always cruisin me.

  • hardmannyc

    @TANK: Well, what do you want? He’s English.

  • Bitch, Please!

    It is simply hilarious to read some of the comments here on HOT MEN, like Matt, like they had a chance in hell with guys like him! You know, the ones that says, “Nah, I will pass”, or “Not for me”. I really must use my moniker here–Bitches, please!

  • Jonathan

    @Jonathan: Nah. His face is incredible; he’s just perfect… horrible photographer, though…

  • Scott

    He could have a teeny weeny. What the heck, I top too.

  • anon

    This hunk is HAWT! has he done any nudies? Man, i’d love to see those!I’d love to see him in wet calvin kleins completely see thru and also in cream dress slacks with a blue shirt unbuttoned, yum

  • Come Together

    He looks like he could be Viggo Mortensen’s hot baby bro. Same smoldering eyes and a manly body. No shaved pretty boys for me.

  • Charlie Jackpot

    Shame he hasn’t done any work for men at play or englishlads

  • Mark

    damn he’s one fine specimen of hairy manhood!

  • alan brickman

    bring back morning goods!!

  • Bill Cooney

    Put him on a Ritz cracker and, I’d eat him right up!

  • IV CHANDY

    I WANT TO SEE

  • Bobby

    @alan brickman:

    You said it Alan! I love that!

    “People who have ‘types’ usually don’t have anybody.”

  • Carl

    Where are the naughty bits? :-(

  • cestmua

    One Pope (I can’t recall which one) during the Middle Ages is supposed to have said upon being presented some Britons (Anglos): “Angeles sunt (they are angels). The beautty of this chap holds that to be true.

  • Gregg

    Bro cestmua:

    It was Pope Gregory the Great. He was confronted with Angle (English) prisoners-of-war (mostly children) in Rome. He replied, “They’re not Angles, but rather angels!” Then he sent future St Augustine of Canterbury on a mission to the British Isles. (May guess from my given name, I have some familiarity with this tale! lol)
    As for MK, he’s def pretty, but something needs to be done–or rather NOT done–with his hair! If it’s not in some bieber swirl or fauxhawk, it’s covered by a hipster trilby! All too precious, especially for a former sportsman.

    Cheers,

    GREGG

  • Sammy Schlipshit

    Gee, that guy looks as though a smile just might break his face.

    Boring photos of an attractive guy.

  • rcs831

    Just another haircut.

  • pscheck2

    Sorry, but I’m going to venture a little into what his sexual orientation might be! His face sets my gaydar off into orbit! (But, I suppose he has a SO ((girl)) or is married (but, still could be playing both camps). But, whatever, he is hot, and with a better photographer he would look even hotter!

  • GymJockTX

    This guy is a gorgeous hot stud. Can’t believe all the beyotchy haters posting on here–wait, strike that, I’m gay and all too familiar with what our tribe can be like.

    Matt… Dude… come over to my pad, I’ll whip us up a protein shake :D

  • balehead

    He’s hawt..truth is truth…get over yourself..

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