Good morning, readers! We hope you’re all well, although we imagine a few of you would be better if you woke up with American male model, Noah Mills. This Baltimore native sure does sizzle, perfect for those groggy morning hours! Put some fire under your ass, after the jump…
Chapeau
Yawn.
Where’s the beef?
Ryan
someone buy that man a cheeseburger.
Mr. Kuntz
whew !!!! I thought it was just me. Make that a double Shake Shack cheeseburger
Mr. Kuntz
On second thought, He might pass out waiting in line
George W. Tush
Hmmm… perhaps he’s sexy to a coked out fashion designer, but all I see is bones and attitude. Who needs it?
Let’s get some men in here, please.
EricCz
Can’t we just go back to the Brazilian models?
Alan down in Florida
Looking at the photos my immediate reaction was “Yawn.” Reading the comments I’m glad to see I wasn’t alone.
nystudman
toothpick legs, straw arms & flat ass. Next!
Martini-boy
Not good enough for my grill.
The Billster
Hot, but in a very “I’m the coolest high schooler” way.
Next, please.
Kazz
Smooth and toned. Works for me! Better than fat and hairy!
Liam
Boring…
Roy
Man, you guys are certainly picky! I think the guy is totally hot! He’s got a slammin’ body and a beautiful face. You boys are a bunch of haters. Seriously. Oh, and he’s not too skinny! Maybe it’s been a while since you’ve seen your waistlines and you’re projecting your frustrations?
brandon
Well some of us like slender guys…. I think he is rather hot.
bri
Mills simply smolders in that first shot. The lighting is so evocative of Marlene Dietrich…
dons888
he’s hot and yes i’m not into muscle queens.
Nic Chua
Noah’s very sexy … except when he talks. Seriously, youtube him. He sounds nothing like you would imagine him to sound like (ghetto). On second thought, I’d still hit, since I love wiggers.
😀
robert
i’d like to see pictures of all those pissy faggots that left those comments.
a girl
wow.. i always thought gay men had the BEST taste, and here you all are bashing one of the most stunning men to ever exist. unacceptable!