Morning Goods: Rafael Lazzini

As a public service to Brazilian model Rafael Lazzini, we want to let you know that if you see him on MySpace or Friendster, it’s probably a fake. Based on a disclaimer on his web site, this is a pressing issue for him, though really, isn’t imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Actually, no– saying, “Dude, would you like a blowjob?” is, but you get the drift.