Morning Goods: Rob Devita

We love the way Red Models gets so excited about their models by spouting out as many cliches into a sentence as possible. Rob Devita here has been called by his agent a “golden boy” “James Dean” whose “still waters run deep.” But despite their penchant for purple prose, you have to give Red credit for having a great eye. Rob’s a “real looker” who makes us “want to throw him down on the bed and make him moan all night.” Hey, this game is fun! Your turn, MG Monkeys.