We love the way Red Models gets so excited about their models by spouting out as many cliches into a sentence as possible. Rob Devita here has been called by his agent a “golden boy” “James Dean” whose “still waters run deep.” But despite their penchant for purple prose, you have to give Red credit for having a great eye. Rob’s a “real looker” who makes us “want to throw him down on the bed and make him moan all night.” Hey, this game is fun! Your turn, MG Monkeys.
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John
Euh. Overly waxed. Overly inked. Sorry, I’ll pass. yes, he has the model face, but I’d like to coin a new phrase: Butter Neck Down. Pass.
benwa
I think they search low and hard for this one, and are trying to piss just about everyone on this site off. But I must agree the waxing makes him look about twelve, and that’s a big turn off, HOWEVER I love the Tats. He would look good tied up in my spare room…
Forrest
I know human beauty regardless of orientation is all about objectifying and perfection…..but it would be nice to have cute not “perfect” normal guys now and then…( I am attracted to them more personally) than always seeing the stereotypical waxed tanned robot that symbolizes a miniscule slice of our community.
ggreen
Tattoos are like having a really bad haircut that never grows out. HowââŹâ˘d you like to have a permanent mullet that couldnââŹâ˘t be removed?
hardmannyc
I never could get comments like “it would be nice to have cute not “perfect” normal guys now and then.” They’re called “models” because they are exemplars of beauty. If I want to see “normal-looking’ guys, I can go outside. When I’m ogling photos of men, I want perfection.
ILOVEZ
I think he has a beautiful face.
Mike
RIGHT ON, HARDMANNYC.
Jon
He is very hot indeed! The only thing I don’t like are the tats… soooo 1995. Tats are over. Completely agree with hardmannyc! I don’t look for `normal’ guys online for them I can just look out my window… it’s a fantasy that I’m looking here for.
porsha
Well, waxed and painted! Sorry, but body art just covers up what nature has made. It doesn’t complement in my opinion. Sure, ‘models’ are setting a ‘model’ for others to follow. To me a model is more like a coat hanger, just a place to hang clothes. Sorry, Queerty, but this guy doesn’t even warm my coffee. Got any ‘real’ men hanging about?
Darth Paul
Ink is great as long as it’s not something wack, like stars, kanji, “tribal” patterns (what tribe, exactly? White Trash?), etc. Piercings are what turn me off these days.
I appreciate that these photos aren’t the pathetically tired panty-model poses. The model isn’t exactly my fav, but the photographer definitely gets points for his/her style.
rsquared
All scrawn, no brawn.
dvlaries
Wonder if the ass is all inked up too? We’ll never know.
Wonder what his mother thinks of all that?
This is the kind of day, under the old regime, there’d be a nice, muscular surprise come later in the afternoon, from maybe the pages of DNA magazine …to compensate.
Alan down in Florida
Saw these a couple of days ago elsewhere Japhy. It’s like waking up to yesterday’s coffee in the pot. You need to be “discovering” talent and not stealing other bloggers’ picks. Maybe your readers have personal picks of themselves or loved ones they feel are worth sharing.
horus
boss ink man.
RS
Jesus! Is there no pleasing you guys??? Of course no MG is going to be everyone’s cup of tea, but I think some of these criticisms are getting downright petty.
PJ
@Alan down in Florida: Queerty has a history of finding models online and posting them. Not everyone has “seen this guy a couple of days ago.” For some of us, it is a new, fresh face.
I am sorry to pick you out but this whole attitude of “I saw it first!”
“He is not hairy enough for me!” and “Butter face!”
is selfish on the part of some of the posters.
If you have seen the models somewhere else, that is great. Keep in mind you are not the only person here and some of us may not have seen it.
If the models are not hairy enough for you or not masculine enough for you, Japhy has asked that you send him links of models that suit your liking. If you haven’t done that and sent them to him, you are to blame and you have no right to condemn Japhy for not giving you what you want to see.
And “Butter face” is my least favorite announcement. You don’t like the way the person looks, that is your opinion and you are welcome to it but “Butter face” is terrible. The original joke is not funny. “I’d fuck her butter face.”
We all have our preferred “types” but it is selfish to say, “This is not my ‘type’ and you never show it.” The editors of Queerty have always tried to provide a comprehensive sample of men for MG.
There have been many that I have not liked but I don’t make a point of cutting down the editors of Queerty or the models that Queerty finds because they aren’t my “type.” That would be selfish of me and it serves no one but to suggest that the only person I thought of was myself.
Please remember, Queerty is for us to enjoy and the editors are doing it for us. They don’t have to do all the work they are doing. Let’s try to be a little more fair to the editors of Queerty and give them kudos for all the hard work they do on our behalf.
Now, to the subject at hand.
Personally, I think I am in the minority about this guy. I like the tattoos. He has a nice bone structure but it is common for a model. I like the fact that he is skinny and muscular. It is always refreshing to see a model who is not mesomorphic.
This model is not perfect and that is what makes him beautiful.
uwyoalum
mmm… inky…. too bad he is so shiny, but I can handle that
Ray
@PJ: frankly, i’m so tired of all the negative postings on MG, i’d just as soon see comments disabled.
i think he’s stunning in every way. just my type.
ninebone
:sigh another ‘no personality’ fashion model/mannequin. I may as well go to my local bookstore and look through all their fashion magazines.
RS
@Ray: I agree. I think it’s time for MG to be silent.
ggreen
@Ray & @RS Yes because silencing everyoneââŹâ˘s opinion that is different from your own is the best way to get everyone to think just like you do.
Michael W.
Yuck.
mark
less ink, more meat…on his bones, get your mind out of my gutter…..*grins*
RS
@ggreen: It’s not about silencing anyone’s opinion. Nothing constructive or positive seems to come out of this. Differing tastes are expected for something as complex as sexual desire, but MG comments just kind of boil down to: “He’s not my type/preferred camera angle/etc!” I will admit that perhaps silencing comments may be a bit extreme…can anyone think of a way of encouraging these threads to be less of a bitchfest?
ggreen
Why do people have to take others opinions personally? Bitchy or loving or in between. I thought comment sections were for comments good, bad or indifferent but not for me to judge, which was which or judge the commuters.
tavdy79
Give me Jack Black any day – cute (especially with blond hair) hilariously funny and deliciously cuddly. This guy, on the other hand, is like a bag of spanners – not even the tattoos can salvage him. 20Lbs might though.
hardmannyc
“To me a model is more like a coat hanger, just a place to hang clothes.”
Actually, those are mannequins. Yes, like the dummies in clothes stores. “Models” are more active, as in “fitness model.”
I like the tatts, BTW. I think they’re interesting.
nik
Maybe it’s a generation thing? I’m 25 and love tattoos – most all of my friends feel the same (regardless if they have them or not). I don’t think it’s sooooo 1995 – Expressing ones self is never dated.
P.S. This man is lovely.
steve
something must be wrong with my gay chip
nothing
the only thing that’s going through my brain right now is wondering how these tattoos are gonna look when he hits 50
Ray
i think it must be generational too. everyone i know has a tattoo.
M Shane
The tats seem to beall that’s there. He doesn’t even look like a twink but a middle aged bulemia victim. Tats would be fine on another person. He is just trying tio cover himself up. Tribute to the notion someone had that if you get skinny enough your dick looks bigger!
afrolito
This guy is gorgeous in face and body…and I love his tats.
I also find it interesting (bananas) that people click on the morning goods link expecting to find “normal/average looking guys”, or people who look like “Jack Black”. Morning goods models are all about the idealization of male beauty and perfection. Fat ugly people are everywhere else.
Of course the people who run this site are also blind to any beauty that’s not aryan in origin.
Rob Moore
I must have a different idea of male beauty. I might not like morbidly obese, but the bulemic look is just not my cup of tea. This one looks like he hasn’t eaten anything other than broth and celery sticks in months.
Suburban
maybe it’s Rob or the photos themsleves but they suck…sorry
TBSJR
He not bad, but I am just not feeling those tats
steve
@afrolito: [Of course the people who run this site are also blind to any beauty that’s not aryan in origin.]
well i think that’s kinda *the thing* a lot of us are barking about here
on one hand, there’s a post about ‘undesirable’ men & the consequences of narrowing the definition of ‘beauty’ within the gay community: http://www.queerty.com/undesirable-gay-men-have-riskier-sex-20081203/#comments then, less than a page later, here we are solidifying that narrow definition yet once again… seems like talking out both sides of the manhole to me
as long as the definition of ‘beauty’ remains narrow, there will be those of us who attempt to de-construct that definition
Suburban
how is this a race thing when Rob is white…I voted for Barrack Obama. Give me a break.
afrolito
Rob is white, just like 99.9% of the models on Queerty. How is it not a race thing???
Who exactly is “Barrack” Obama?? Voting for Barack doesn’t absolve one of racism, and his election certainly doesn’t end it.
Rob is still hot, but this site needs to showcase the otherworldly perfection of the entire rainbow.
brentbent
Tres hot! I was just thinking the other day that the guys tend to be mostly uber-jock types, in body build not personality, and that there just aren’t enough skinny guys being posted. The odd emo boy now and then would be nice too.
Ray
@brentbent: thanks Brent! between everyone screaming for hairy, thicker, older men, i always thought i was the only one who liked lanky, younger non-jock types. i feel better now.
Michael W.
Quit your belly aching, Afrolito. Japhy or who the hell ever does this is trying his hardest to find models of color to shut you up, it just so happens that there aren’t that many pictures of them out there because nobody wants to see them. Instead you get some so-called “Brazilian” or “Colombian” named John Villagarosanandezoya who looks whiter than me.
Who are the hot black models? Besides Anthony Gallo who’s only half black (and his Italian heritage is the reason he made it anywhere). Where are the real ethnic looking new hot models PERIOD who’re working with Calvin Klein or Abercrombie or whatever shit clothing line pays these guys’ bills? The answer is none!
Is Japhy supposed to open up a Queerty Affirmative Action photography studio to take pics of these guys for you? All he does is peruse hunk blogs like the rest of us do and they’re all filled with beautiful, lean white guys. That’s where the demand is because that’s what the majority of gay men (and straight women for that matter) desire. There is nothing you or he can do about it.
Call me racist if you want, I’m just kicking that real shit and telling it the way gay/bi men like myself do whenever you’re not around.
afrolito
No. 41 Ă¡ Michael W.
Wow, that was a pretty redundant rant. We already knew you were an ignorant racist a long time ago.
It must be so sad being you, and knowing that all of those perfect specimens of white male beauty are so completely out of your fug reach.
Or you can just pay to play.
Insideguy
I am sick of overbuilt bear types as the example of masculinty. Most of them go to pot when they can’t take steroids anymore. I doubt this kid is perfect, but he is who he is and he seems comfortable in his own skin. If you don’t like slim, hairless boys, fine, just don’t bitch about them. Why do you even look at them anyway if you don’t like them.
Michael W.
Right, Afrolito. I’m just a big old racist who voted for Barack Obama and donated money throughout his campaign.
Give me a break. I’d think you’d be grateful to have somebody tell it how it is for once.
afrolito
LMFAO!
Voting for Barack Obama does not prove you aren’t a racist. Is that the logic people are gonna use the next 4 years to deny their racism?
Try again.
Michael W.
How could I be this big time white supremacist and then vote for the first black president after donating hundreds of dollars to his campaign for months? Wouldn’t I find that to be the biggest threat to my white supremacist fantasy world? It doesn’t add up. If my goal was white supremacy then surely I would’ve voted for the all white ticket of McCain-Palin like 27% of the community did despite my political beliefs.
The only racial context I’ve spoken in is that of my personal attraction to males and the reality check that virtually no demand exists for the minority beefcakes you want Japhy (or whoever) to post.
afrolito
Like I said, voting for Barack doesn’t negate your racism, or anyone elses. As far as you donating hundreds of dollars to his campaign, there is no way proving that here, and really means nothing anyway.
Your personal preference for aryan perfection is certainly not unique, and in of itself is fine. What I do take issue with, is your shrill insistence in speaking for all white people, as if they are all as monolithic in their racial beauty standards as you so obviously are.
I also love how you feel so strongly that there is no demand “minority beefcake”. You don’t speak for me, or anyone I know, but i’m sure all the racists have your back.
Chaq
WOW!
Beautiful face, body, tattoos…
Totally yummy đ
Answer the clue phone!
And the pettiness of these effin comments about racism and male perfection is one of many reasons why I don’t bother coming by Queerty. They’ve been overrun by radicals on both sides. It’s become as tiresome and trite as those meth queens who dance it up in the discos on the weekend, but claim during the week to “have a naturally high metabolism.” Mark another gay blog off my list of places to visit and support by ad clicks.
Phil
Goodbye, oh woefully self-righteous prick. No one will miss you because, well, you had to point out you were leaving.
Phone answered, it's for you.
Bitter queen. Flush thyself. We’ve had our fill of Phil, too.
Michael vdB
Scroll, scroll, scroll…bitch and whine, bitch and whine. I like him. The tats work on him, he is cute, and the pictures are well done.
Dano
@John: though, i completely disagree. your comment made me laugh way too hard