Swoon

Morning Goods: Robbie Williams

We’re pretty sure we’ll get some shit for this, but we don’t care. Robbie Williams is red hot. He’s always been red hot, and barring some horrible accident, he’ll always be red hot. And, you know what, his music may be a little shaky, but he’s got some hits. As for the gay rumors, well, we’re pretty sure that’s all publicity, which usually would piss us off. But, again, Robbie Williams is red hot. We want him inside of us.