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Morning Goods: Tyler Bachtel

Tyler first showed up on Queerty a year ago and he’s back with more of his comic-book hero physique and blue-eyed charm. He’s also wise beyond his 24 years, with this motto on his Myspace page: “You only have one shot, so shoot for the stars, you’ll never know where you’ll end up!”

As an added special weekend bonus, we have some fun video of him in underwear showing off.


On:           Jan 16, 2009
    • Andy

      The video would be more fun if he’d give us a smile.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 7:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jamie

      Meh. He’s got the Joseph Sayers “stuck on myself” look. Pass.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 7:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Beej the Pink Sheep

      How fun! A morning goods video and pics fully clothed! Don’t get me wrong, he’s totally hot sans clothes. But it’s always good to mix it up a little.
      I really like the football pic. Not the really dumb one where he’s holding it like an Oscar, but the other one.
      Beej and

      Jan 16, 2009 at 7:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy

      He’s really working on his Blue Steel look, isn’t he?

      Jan 16, 2009 at 9:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rickroberts

      Fierce. Love him. Thanks, Queeerty! You’d better stop posting white guys though. Monica Roberts is surely getting her panties in a wad. You’re racist for posting the pic, and I’m racist for enjoying it! What are you thinking!

      Jan 16, 2009 at 10:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark

      I can’t imagine the work that went into sculpting his body, it is amazing.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • porsha

      Wow. Is this guy all man, or what? I could go swimming in those blue eyes. Yum.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 12:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seitan-on-a-stick

      Here’s a challenge to the Morning Goods Crew (of one) How about posting some vintage pics of hot guys from the 70s and gauge the reaction from the more manufactured growth hormone injected au courant look (of sexlessness.) Burt Reynolds actually looked like a Hot man (even though he’s a closeted gay) is there something wrong with Full Frontal or a Hot Bare Naked Ass (or would it upset your corporate sponsorship?) Inquiring swine want to know…

      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cruiser

      Wow, a hot guy that manages to keep most of his clothes ON! This guy is totally hot. Love the photos, especially the 3rd one top row and the 1st one 2nd row, thwey are soo sexy & hot.
      This dude has got an amazing body, don’t know where you found him but if there are any others like him at home…we are in a serious world of trouble(LOL)!
      Nice job with this one guys, keep this up & this site could become EVEN MORE popular than it already is!!
      Keep those hot guys cumming(pun intended)and we will too(LOL)!
      Now each day I try to check out the Morning Goods just to keep me going through the day at work, they help break up the day with something fun and very attractiveto look at, glad I found this place :)

      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Snorked

      I guess the reactions to the black guys scared the shit outta ya Japh. I guess we’ll be seeing black dudes every once every 4 months? :)

      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • getreal


      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miley Crisis

      hot. but looks he subscribes to Douchebaggery Weekly.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cruiser

      Pity I couldn’t view the video portion, it sounds like it is quite fun to watch, of course with this guy in it dancing around in his Jockeys(tm)it could only be fun to watch as this guy is sooo hot.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suburban

      great, great body. The video looked like he wasn’t really into it. Didn’t say a word or even smile. I thought everyone else was being too critical…maybe not. Still a great body.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dan

      He’s super hot from the front – but he sure doesn’t have much of an ass.

      Jan 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Virginian


      LOL, I think so

      Jan 17, 2009 at 8:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • icelus

      OMG please no vintage pics, especially from the utterly taste-free era known as the 70s! Standalone mustaches belong on the pages of Tom of Finland and nowhere else!

      Jan 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ScottsEver29

      Very handsome looking guy, not a pretty boy Thank God. No more pretty face boy models Please!

      Jan 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • p

      I had this dildo’s bank account garnished for not paying child support

      Jun 22, 2011 at 10:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jen

      Pathological liar is an understatment with this d bag. Prepare to be fooled.

      Sep 14, 2011 at 2:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ash

      This Dbag is too lazy and sloppy to find time to pay child support.

      Nov 1, 2011 at 2:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jess

      This Dbag is a pathological liar, 4 feet tall, and broke from the federal government garnishing his money for child support payments

      Nov 1, 2011 at 6:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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