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Most Guys Sticking Metal Rods Through Their Penises Are Neither Gay Nor Stupid

Researchers at Texas Tech University looking into just what type of man enjoys either a Prince Albert or ampallang piercing found their average candidate wasn’t a goth’d out sex-crazed homo, but on average is “31 years old, white, heterosexual, college educated and earned more than $36,000 per year.” The study of “445 men from 42 states and 26 countries” reveals 82 percent of men with genital piercings are straight; 56 percent earn more than $45k/year; 74 percent had at least some college education; and 89 percent are white. Meanwhile, one hundred percent have an abnormal tolerance for pain.