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One Bad Mother…Shut Your Mouth! — We’re Just Talkin’ ’bout a Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Lucille Bluth, Arrested Development


Matron of the dysfunctional Bluth clan, Lucille rules her family with an iron fist that’s also simultaneously clutching a vodka martini. She’s accustomed to the finer things in life, even if the finer things have abandoned Lucille just like her ungrateful children. Except, of course, Buster.

What to get the mother who used to have everything?


Okay…how about some more time with those ungrateful kids, then? Not Buster, though. He’s had enough.

    • Jackhoffsky

      The only flowers I’m giving my mother is for her gravestone.

      May 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      I was just at a discount store, and they had a Mother’s Day-themed basket that included Godiva Chocolate, Chamomile tea, a bottle of wine and a copy of Blue Valentine on DVD. Whoever made that basket either never saw the movie, or is the meanest, most hilarious motherfucker in all the land.

      May 11, 2013 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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