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One Bad Mother…Shut Your Mouth! — We’re Just Talkin’ ’bout a Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Norma Bates, Bates Motel


A boy’s best friend is his mother and young Norman Bates has one doozy of a BFF. Emphasis on the second “F.”

What to get the mother that’s with you always and forever?


Moisturizer. She’ll need it.

    • Jackhoffsky

      The only flowers I’m giving my mother is for her gravestone.

      May 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      I was just at a discount store, and they had a Mother’s Day-themed basket that included Godiva Chocolate, Chamomile tea, a bottle of wine and a copy of Blue Valentine on DVD. Whoever made that basket either never saw the movie, or is the meanest, most hilarious motherfucker in all the land.

      May 11, 2013 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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