MOTHER'S DAY

One Bad Mother…Shut Your Mouth! — We’re Just Talkin’ ’bout a Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Margaret White, Carrie

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In the name of the the mother, the daughter and her dirty pillows, the deeply religious Maggie White loves her daughter Carrie so much she’s willing to kill her to save her eternal soul. Or something like that.

What to get the holier-than-thou mother from hell?

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An Oscar would be nice…finally.

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2 Comments

  • Jackhoffsky

    The only flowers I’m giving my mother is for her gravestone.

  • boring

    I was just at a discount store, and they had a Mother’s Day-themed basket that included Godiva Chocolate, Chamomile tea, a bottle of wine and a copy of Blue Valentine on DVD. Whoever made that basket either never saw the movie, or is the meanest, most hilarious motherfucker in all the land.

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