Bowler Busts Out

Move Over Jon Hamm, There’s A New Bulge In Town

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Grant Bowler (Liz & Dick) suddenly has everyone asking, ‘Hamm who?’ The Mad Men star who has become famous for packing heat but apparently he’s not the only one. Bowler was snapped with a sizable bulge at the premiere of Despicable Me 2. Whether he’s a grower or shower is yet to be determined. What we do know is why Lindsay Lohan handpicked the actor to co-star with her in the Lifetime’s Elizabeth Taylor biopic.

The 'Despicable Me 2' Los Angeles premiere

The 'Despicable Me 2' Los Angeles premiere

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26 Comments

  • QJ201

    smuggling plums

  • 1EqualityUSA

    camel toes aren’t pretty, no matter the gender.

  • davegun2

    @1EqualityUSA: I however am different than thow. I like the toe on a man. Camel, elephant, horse, even moose, don’t care. Just show it to me.

  • offbeatoh86

    He stars in Syfy’s new series “Defiance.” Its on Mondays at 9 pm. The season’s almost over though.

  • Harley

    Looks like the sock drawer is empty..

  • Mr. E. Jones

    @1EqualityUSA:

    That’s not a camel toe, it’s a moose knuckle.

  • Niall

    I’ll pass and stick with Jon Hamm

  • ncman

    doesn’t this pic just show that his pants don’t fit him properly? They are way too tight. He’s barely able to squeeze his thighs into them.

  • RyGuy

    @ncman: That’s what I was thinking. I don’t care much about the saddle bags. All I see is a poor fitting pair of pants.

  • rcs831

    Poor fitting clothes

  • pozredbear

    oh god, I loved him in Defiance, and now I would like to trip him and beat him to the ground. that is one HOT man. If I got ahold of him he would never look at women again, or men for that matter.

  • pozredbear

    take me now daddy, ride me hard and put me up wet…..

  • keep it real

    He gets my vote I thought he was sexy on True Blood as well …. there is enough room for all theses hot bulges …. bring it on..

  • dre23222

    I want him now.

  • GymJockTX

    Damn, that is one hot man–and the Ugly Betty beach scene def gives Daniel Craig a run for the wet speedo pouch out-of-the-ocean bit. That’s what I call packing. Yummm.

  • nyc0123

    wet adult diapers?

  • fredo777

    @AndyVeeNYC: God yes. Him wet in those trunks. I still have that shit on my hard drive, just the clip of him coming out of the water, on replay in slo-mo.

    @ncman: I don’t care about his tailoring issues. That man is hot.

  • keep it real

    He gets my vote …. And I still would not push Jon Hamm out of bed either….

  • cryonix

    this may be crazy talk.. but maybe he just hasn’t been laid in a while. Either way I wood take up hitchhiking for that ride.

  • SteveDenver

    Drake Bell, the ginger kid from “Drake & Josh” kids show, has a trouser snake that has made quite a splash on numerous occasions. How about more attention on his comeliness?

  • JD13

    I’ve had the biggest crush on him since Ugly Betty when he played Conor. Unf! I want what he’s packing!!

  • I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.

    @1EqualityUSA: Speak for yourself hon!

  • Maude

    Paraphrasing Palosi the prig: “Ya gotta open it before ya can tell whats in it”

  • silveroracle

    Id like a bit of him.

  • BigG

    Yeah sorry jon hamm still is king.

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