TRIAL BY FIRE

Mr. Gay UK 2006 Found Innocent Of Rape, Sexual Assault. Still Guilty Of Hotness.

Mark Carter, the crown holder for Mr. Gay UK 2006 and hot cop, has been found innocent of rape and two counts of sexual assault. He told the trial that he was “devastated” by the claims and had “embarked on an absolute living nightmare.” We bet. But at least he’s not the 1993 Mr. Gay UK winner who chopped up, cooked, and ate his lover. See? Things can always be worse.