If there was a list cataloguing all the things humans can do without, a reality show fixating on Fire Island would almost certainly be included.
But a reality show fixating on Fire Island we shall have, even if we shall not decide to watch.
If you cringed at The A-List and grimaced at Finding Prince Charming, you can practice “palpably wincing” in the mirror until the premiere.
Focusing on six “friends” in Fire Island, the aptly-titled Fire Island just entered our consciousness by way of the below short teaser, which heavily hints that the show will be exactly what you expect: Speedos, screaming, social climbing, shrill shrews, soirees….
Dancer from the Dance this is not. Brought to you by Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelo’s production company Milojo, it’s at least a cheaper alternative to crystal meth for anyone ISO self-orchestrated drama this summer.
But now, let’s pause from being preemptively judgy to meet the cast:
"Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen… yourself, right now, right down here on Earth."-B.W. #embraceyourself #onelife #makeshithappen #itsuotoyou #buildyourdestiny #pavetheway #brightenyourfuture #choosehappiness #staymotivated #beappreciative special thanks: @travislanephoto @fashionablymale