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How much have you been hoping for a Fire Island reality show? Well, it’s here.

If there was a list cataloguing all the things humans can do without, a reality show fixating on Fire Island would almost certainly be included.

But a reality show fixating on Fire Island we shall have, even if we shall not decide to watch.

If you cringed at The A-List and grimaced at Finding Prince Charming, you can practice “palpably wincing” in the mirror until the premiere.

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Focusing on six “friends” in Fire Island, the aptly-titled Fire Island just entered our consciousness by way of the below short teaser, which heavily hints that the show will be exactly what you expect: Speedos, screaming, social climbing, shrill shrews, soirees….

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Dancer from the Dance this is not. Brought to you by Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelo’s production company Milojo, it’s at least a cheaper alternative to crystal meth for anyone ISO self-orchestrated drama this summer.

But now, let’s pause from being preemptively judgy to meet the cast:

Khasan Brailsford

Happy national dance day ??

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Jorge Bustillos

#criminal ??#Harlem #NYC

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Brandon Osorio

Touching tips.

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Cheyenne Parker

Justin Russo

Patrick McDonald

Mike Pence, you're not ready henny… #makeamericagreatagain

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