OBVIOUSLY … Religious types aren’t so thrilled that Albania is considering legalizing same-sex marriage. Shkelqim Muca, head of Albania’s Muslim community: “We are absolutely against it as a community. This is a sham not a law.” To which we respond: Booooooring. Of course you’re going to say that! Can’t you folks at least come up with some original rhetoric? At least base your argument in scripture, which, while ridiculous, at least provides us with fairy tale copy to pounce on. Step it up!