From a concerned citizen:
FYI: this pic is doing the rounds, allegedly from a hookup site (I donâ€™t know which one) from someone who claims he canâ€™t show his face because heâ€™s a celebrity. That may or may not be true, but perhaps your readers would enjoy guessing.
Our reply: “Damn straight they’ll enjoy guessing!” Although, we actually meant, “Damn gay…”
So, readers, who’s the alleged celeb closet-case with a big birthmark on his tittie?
(Update: Our informant also mentioned, “Those look like Asian nipples.” Hmm, a bit of color, but okay…)