At this point, it’d probably be easier to find a politician who hasn’t put up a naughty profile online.
The latest elected official caught with his pants down is Puerto Rican senator Roberto Arango, whose personal pics somehow wound up on Grindr. We say “somehow” because Arango, who leads the territory’s New Progressive Party and has strong ties to the GOP, claims he can’t remember if he posted them or not.
“You know I’ve been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures… I don’t remember taking this particular picture but I’m not gonna say I didn’t take it. I’d tell you if I remembered taking the picture but I don’t.
Okay, some Jenny Craig-type snapshots got swiped and posted on a gay hookup site to embarrass a public official. That’s plausible. But how does Arango explain the down-on-all-fours/starfish picture? (Note: The particulars are blurred, but the image is still relatively NSFW.) And in case you feel bad for the pendejo, whose resignation was announced on Sunday, he was married to Ana Margarita Barba, is the father of one daughter, has opposed gay-rights legislation and worked on George W. Bush’s 2004 re-election campaign in Puerto Rico.
Roberto, estupido, if you want to post pictures on Grindr without getting caught, don’t wear a necklace people have seen you don in public. Just a suggestion.
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Thomas
Is there one right-winger who DOESN’T enjoy the cock?
Mav
So I take it people haven’t figured out how the Internet works yet.
YOUR DICK PICS LAST FOREVER AND EVER. LIKE THE PYRAMIDS.
christopher di spirito
Roberto Arango’s chocolate starfish picture almost turned me hetero. Puke.
JoeyO'H
Can’t tell if he’s had his anus bleached
sideliner
@Thomas: I’m guessing Maggie Srivastav doesn’t, although that’s probably due more to not being able to find a hetero guy willing to get lost in all that flesh, than any secret fondness for women.
pete n sfo
Could someone post the actual pics for us? How come we don’t have a “click here for uncensored version”?
tjr101
Well at least he has the dignity to step down unlike the old pervert in Indiana.
ewe
How charming. Do conservatives think spreading your asshole on display is being plain ol friendly? Well well well hello to you too. wink snap blink.
the crustybastard
Honestly, this asshole actually published a picture of his asshole?
Karma barely broke a sweat.
Fodolodo
Please don’t compare this awful hypocrite to Anthony Weiner.
Jack E. Jett
Good Morning Starshine……My Bush says Hello…
Mr. E
I’d like to point out that Sen. Arango is NOT from the Partido Popular Democratico, but from the New Progressive Party!
izzy
Roberto Arango is not a member of “Partido Popular Democratico” (Popular Democrtic Party). He is part of the opposing “Partido Nuevo Progresista” (New Progressive Party)
JoeyO'H
I can’t find a link anywhere to his cock shots.
Luis
Hey Queerty! He is not a member of the Partido Popular Democratico! He is a member of the Partido Nuevo Progresista (New Progressive Party) which is pro-statehood, and he is also a member of the GOP.
slanty
You don’t remember the pictures, Roberto, and we won’t remember you. Good riddance.
bamabeau
>Honestly, this asshole actually published a picture of his asshole?
And a HUGE asshole it is!
http://xposedmagazinenewsint.blogspot.com/2011/08/sigue-el-misterio-con-alegadas-fotos-de.html
Mike
@bamabeau: Oh my God. Reminds me of when Pandora Boxx said that Jujubee’s asshole was so gaping he could go “spelunking in there.” ROFL
JoeyO'H
@bamabeau-thank you for posting the link.
OMG! His butt looks like a New York City pothole. Could it be a version of “Bedknobs & Broomsticks?” That was a huge (pun intended) turn-off.
J
@Thomas: Yes, the non-anti-gay. The are some, I mean, there has to be at least one. Right?!
nineinchnail
@JoeyO’H: Its pribably embarassingly small, thats why!!! 😉
TN
Okay so I’m horny, and just seeing his pics, both the censored and uncensored of his “weight loss”, I have to say I’d hit it!