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Naughty Gay Pics Sink Puerto Rican Senator’s Political Career

At this point, it’d probably be easier to find a politician who hasn’t put up a naughty profile online.

The latest elected official caught with his pants down is Puerto Rican senator Roberto Arango, whose personal pics somehow wound up on Grindr. We say “somehow” because Arango, who leads the territory’s New Progressive Party and has strong ties to the GOP, claims he can’t remember if he posted them or not.

“You know I’ve been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures…  I don’t remember taking this particular picture but I’m not gonna say I didn’t take it. I’d tell you if I remembered taking the picture but I don’t.

Okay, some Jenny Craig-type snapshots got swiped and posted on a gay hookup site to embarrass a public official. That’s plausible. But how does Arango explain the down-on-all-fours/starfish picture? (Note: The particulars are blurred, but the image is still relatively NSFW.) And in case you feel bad for the pendejowhose resignation was announced on Sunday, he was married to Ana Margarita Barba, is the father of one daughter, has opposed gay-rights legislation and worked on George W. Bush’s 2004 re-election campaign in Puerto Rico.

Roberto, estupido, if you want to post pictures on Grindr without getting caught, don’t wear a necklace people have seen you don in public. Just a suggestion.

 

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22 Comments

  • Thomas

    Is there one right-winger who DOESN’T enjoy the cock?

  • Mav

    So I take it people haven’t figured out how the Internet works yet.

    YOUR DICK PICS LAST FOREVER AND EVER. LIKE THE PYRAMIDS.

  • christopher di spirito

    Roberto Arango’s chocolate starfish picture almost turned me hetero. Puke.

  • JoeyO'H

    Can’t tell if he’s had his anus bleached

  • sideliner

    @Thomas: I’m guessing Maggie Srivastav doesn’t, although that’s probably due more to not being able to find a hetero guy willing to get lost in all that flesh, than any secret fondness for women.

  • pete n sfo

    Could someone post the actual pics for us? How come we don’t have a “click here for uncensored version”?

  • tjr101

    Well at least he has the dignity to step down unlike the old pervert in Indiana.

  • ewe

    How charming. Do conservatives think spreading your asshole on display is being plain ol friendly? Well well well hello to you too. wink snap blink.

  • the crustybastard

    Honestly, this asshole actually published a picture of his asshole?

    Karma barely broke a sweat.

  • Fodolodo

    Please don’t compare this awful hypocrite to Anthony Weiner.

  • Jack E. Jett

    Good Morning Starshine……My Bush says Hello…

  • Mr. E

    I’d like to point out that Sen. Arango is NOT from the Partido Popular Democratico, but from the New Progressive Party!

  • izzy

    Roberto Arango is not a member of “Partido Popular Democratico” (Popular Democrtic Party). He is part of the opposing “Partido Nuevo Progresista” (New Progressive Party)

  • JoeyO'H

    I can’t find a link anywhere to his cock shots.

  • Luis

    Hey Queerty! He is not a member of the Partido Popular Democratico! He is a member of the Partido Nuevo Progresista (New Progressive Party) which is pro-statehood, and he is also a member of the GOP.

  • slanty

    You don’t remember the pictures, Roberto, and we won’t remember you. Good riddance.

  • Mike

    @bamabeau: Oh my God. Reminds me of when Pandora Boxx said that Jujubee’s asshole was so gaping he could go “spelunking in there.” ROFL

  • JoeyO'H

    @bamabeau-thank you for posting the link.

    OMG! His butt looks like a New York City pothole. Could it be a version of “Bedknobs & Broomsticks?” That was a huge (pun intended) turn-off.

  • J

    @Thomas: Yes, the non-anti-gay. The are some, I mean, there has to be at least one. Right?!

  • nineinchnail

    @JoeyO’H: Its pribably embarassingly small, thats why!!! ;)

  • TN

    Okay so I’m horny, and just seeing his pics, both the censored and uncensored of his “weight loss”, I have to say I’d hit it!

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