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Naughty Or Nice? Seventeen Celebs On Santa’s List

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Santa has made his list and you better believe he’s checking it twice! For every one celebrity receiving a wrapped gift from great big sack this year, there are roughly 12 with a stocking full of black coal. But who is getting what?!

Scroll down and help us finesse Santa’s list! Here are the naughtiest and nicest celebs of 2013:

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Cheyenne Jackson: Naughty
This Broadway babe’s naughty bits touched us in all the right places this year. And if making a sex tape is naughty, we don’t want to be nice.

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Tom Daley: Nice
A vision of decency in 2013. Here’s to hoping this newly out athlete shakes things up with a naughty homemade tape in 2014.

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Josh Hutcherson & Dylan Sprouse: Naughty
The Hunger Games‘ Peeta and The Suite Life of Zack & Cody‘s Zack were both caught with their pants down in a few naughty photos this year, and we’re certainly not complaining. A new trend?

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Oh, how we wish it weren’t so! This year could have done with a little more naughty antics from Nick Jonas, but this G-rated shirtless selfie was the best he could do. It’s alright though, we always have his brother Joe to tackle the naughty stuff.

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One Direction: Naughty
Come on guys, you’re not fooling us anymore! All those unabashed crotch-grabs and cheeky man-on-man love has landed you on the naughty list indefinitely. (Keep it up PLEASE!)

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Ellen DeGeneres: Nice
Like a gay Mother Teresa, Ellen spent much of this year giving back to the community and tackling the tough issues. She couldn’t be naughty if she tried!

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Andrew Christian: Naughty
I mean

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Jason Collins, Blake Skjellerup & Robbie RogersNice
Thanks for inspiring an honest discussion about the lack of LGBT inclusiveness in professional sports!

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James Franco: Naughty
So many gay kisses. So many blowjobs. So many naughty things that are oh so nice.

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka: Nice
Thanks, boys, for giving gay dads a great face in mainstream media. Your too-cute Instagram photos make us reconsider the whole “having kids” thing.

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Johnny Weir’s mouth: Naughty
Thanks for giving us another reason (many, many reasons actually) to stop watching the winter Olympics! We’re assuming someone was watching in the first place…

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Orlando Cruz: Nice
That naughty nude photo almost landed this professional boxer on Santa’s naughty list, but we think his surprise wedding and adorable honeymoon selfies (doublies?) were just too nice.

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Dustin Zito: Naughty
Bless you, Dustin, for reminding us of your naughty gay porn past this year. May you never find a shirt again.

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