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Oh, and you should also steer clear of the below video, which packs just about every curse word we’ve learned since the third grade into one horrifyingly entertaining source.
At the heart of the recently recirculated (OK, she’s been around for a while, but she’s still making us gag) debate between a woman, known by some as “the rhubarb lady,” and her neighbor is a border dispute of sorts — where do the property lines really fall? And how about “alley property”? Well?!
Technicalities aside, the question we’re really asking ourselves is: Did John Waters personally create the below human being, or did she happen all on her own?
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ALLEY PROPERTY BITCH!
Posted by Vampiro Loco on Thursday, February 19, 2015
gollygeegaygoy
She sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West. Surrender, Dorothy.
Tony Chaplinski
her Mother would be so proud of her child———NOT
sfbeast
It’s amazing the small issues that can create such big problems when people don’t have anything else to worry about. She sounds quite crazy.
Christopher Leiva
They should’ve turned the hose on her lol
Randy Judd
Yep, John Waters film entitled
“Supporting Neighbor Trump”, and his allies.”
Chris Trahan
I would have turned the water hose on her
Marty Courtney
Hope this woman didn’t breed….
Douglas Schlitz
They all sound crazy !
RIck Dean
It’s nice when republiscum ladies share their love of gardening.
Stache
That was me last wknd. People were seriously pissing me off and ruining my buzz.
Glücklich
Two minutes of *that* was enough. Hope that brood sow snarfed up some of those TOXIC rhubarb leaves.
Rhubarb in oatmeal is delicious BTW.
Zach Nobel
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FIELD THIS COW IS GRAZING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I WANNA GO RIP HER PLANTS UP THEN EGG AND TP HER HOUSE!!!!! THIS OVERSIZED LAND-WHALE HAS A BLOWHOLE THE SIZE OF A CRATER AND SPEWS MORE BULLSHIT THAT A COLLISEUM FULL OF POLITICIANS!!!
Jim Tatman
My God! It’s Susan Boyle!
Glenn Rosener
Just tell her if she wants more come on back. Since its alley property; I’m gonna pee on them every day! Talk her own language. Lol
Kim Garvin
Sad, who knows what she’s been through to make her act that way.
billjones
Did I just wake up 3 years ago? Why is this making the rounds again?
Lizzie Dunn
Jim Tatman, I disagree, I think it’s Burl Ives.
Brian
The obnoxious senior may well be within her rights to pick rhubarb on public property. She’s outside of the fence line.
SpunkyBunks
I’m team rhubarb lady! I hate nosey neighbors who act like assholes and get in your business for no reason. Nosey neighbor was only there to be a confrontational jerk. Rhubarb lady is going to put those rhubarbs to good use, why not let her pick them? They are in the alley!
Benet Leigh
A miserable wretch of a human being.
Transiteer
Just a potty mouthed Ignorant. Probably a Trump/Cruz supporter. Oh … and a thief. Probably Christian.
Mike Wonders
This came out at least a year ago. Maybe more
joeyty
@RIck Dean: You’d actually show your face to a doofus statement like that ?
joeyty
@Randy Judd: Should be titled “The Hillary Clinton Pants Suit Gardening Club.”
joeyty
Anyway, the video isn’t that funny. Ride the subway in NYC anytime you’ll see funnier fights than that.
joeyty
@Benet Leigh: Which one ? The guy filming or the lady picking rhubarbs ?
joeyty
@sfbeast: “It’s amazing the small issues that can create such big problems when people don’t have anything else to worry about” Well, it’s not like Queerty is interested in reporting on peoples’ shredded bodies at the Brussels airport, because that would be politically-incorrect and not respectful of diversity.
Grayson von Buren
Easy solution. Rip the wig off and throw it under the lawnmower.
billybob2003
@Mike Wonders: OK, OK we get it already!
Alex Rothwell
What a horrible person ! I’ll get you and your little dog too ! ! ! Sounds familiar that horrid voice. Every one knows who she is now !
Bob LaBlah
This is just as bad as the performance a queen gave at a CVS store on Christopher street in NYC’s West Village when caught stealing cosmetics and couldn’t accept she was going to jail. The NYPD convinced her ass otherwise. It was a site to behold, trust me.
Dave Downunder
Why was this even on Queerty? How is it relevant to the gay community?
Sluggo2007
What Susan Boyle does when she’s not in the recording studio.
Brian
The rhubarb appeared to be on the nature strip rather than on private property. Still, it doesn’t give the silly old bag the right to vent like an overflowing sewer.
Ogre Magi
@gollygeegaygoy: She sounds like a female orc
sanfranca1
Hose her down!
JessPH
Are Queerty writers living on a cage?
This already went viral years ago.
Shadeaux
Gurl Please. Where they do that at? You’re on my property, helping yourself to my plants, and have the nerve to cuss me out.., at my house. NOT DUH DAY DUHMORROW EITHER. She’d have gotten more than her feelings hurt.
1EqualityUSA
Doggies urinated on her dinner.
Hillers
“Alley Property” really sounds like it should be the name of the BDSM/leather night, doesn’t it?
Spike
Wow, so 6 months ago.
Chuck
If it was me, I would have sacrificed all of that in the alley. I would mow it down, and turn the mower toward her. Tell her here you go, take all you want now.
Or like someone else mentioned, turn the hose on her.
corktownboy
Janice Gaynor from Iowa is the lady. Sounds like a cross between Divine and Edith Massey.
joeyty
@corktownboy: She does !
tricky ricky
the rhubarb belongs to the woman whose property it is on. the easement is her property and it is her responsibility to care for it. there’s a sidewalk between my fence and the easement on the street and that easement is my responsibility to mow. the easement means if the city wants to use that strip of land they can. but, until they do, it’s yours and you have to take care of it.
craigm2379
@Jim Tatman: NOT NICE !