Neil Patrick Harris’ Twitter Followers Are Stupider Than Rachel Maddow’s

But just barely. Using the satisfactory scientific approach of analyzing the last 100 people to @reply a user, Tom Scott’s Stupid Fight will tell you which of your favorite gaylebrities (okay, he let’s hetero famous persons play too) attracts more stupid followers based on things like tweeting “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” or “OMGZzzzz.”

And how about Adam Lambert v. Lance Bass?

Wanda v. Ellen?

Your Mom v. My Mom?