Digisexuals, listen up! Introducing RealDoll, the male sex robot that “emphasizes the term ‘LOVE doll’ because they are so much more than a sex toy.”
How so?
Well, the newest robots, which will be released later this year, feature an impressive 4-1/2″ oral capacity, as well as a 6″ “standard” anal entry, making them one of the deepest male sex dolls on the market.
Related: What Is It About These Male Sex Dolls That’s So Creepy? Oh, Everything.
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Matt McMullen, spokesman for the company, says RealDoll is currently developing the voice and personality of the new robots, which he promises will be very lifelike and, of course, very sexy.
The new robots will also come in two different body builds–muscular or runner–as well as a variety of skin tones and eye colors. Penis size, er, “male doll penis attachments” are customizable and range from 5-1/2″ long to 11″ long.
Do you have a hard time making decisions? No worries. RealDoll has the standard “RealCock” attachment option, which measures a respectable 6-1/2.”
Related: If you happen to be in the market for a Justin Bieber sex doll, you’re officially in luck
As an added bonus, the new robots will also have interchangeable heads. So when the novelty effect kicks in and you get sick of boning George, you can pop his head off and have sex with Robert instead!
RealDolls start at $5,999. But it’s an extra $150 if you want him to have hair.
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Vince
Who are the guys buying them. Are they what you might expect or would it surprise me. Hmmm..I’m betting on the first one though.
KaiserVonScheiss
I have an irrational fear of dolls and stuffed animals. These are just creepy af.
OrchidIslander
Couldn’t agree more. Is it me, or is the blond with the blue shorts sporting a boner?
am_psi
Maybe I’m getting old, but I’d rather have a robot that can clean the house. And for $6000 these things are just ugly.
CJones01
Preach.
Jimmy
lol yup yup
Frank
Kevin Spacey might buy these or some porn actor for the weekend but anyone else is just wasting their money
JamJewel
am_psi You’re gonna need a handy-man in any case because they are reportedly very weighty, so…. kill two birds: the handy-man can help positioning, especially if you like missionary!
Vince
Kevin Spacey is worth 30 million. With that kind of dough he could have a harem of young twinks 24/7 and still not feel the pinch.
RIGay
And pick up the dog crap…
ingyaom
Simply terrifying.
Hussain-TheCanadian
The doll on the bed is extremely creepy; if the stare is designed to be “sexy”, it isnt, im getting Chucky vibes.
ElPillo
Yes, not a good ad
Paco
These are the stuff that nightmares are made of.
NateOcean
….6? standard anal entry…
Yeah, I can see how that’s gonna be a problem.
Kangol
I guess they’re basing it on who they think the first, wealthy customers are going to be. Note the dolls’ looks too.
Frank
I guess you could get out the Dremel tool and add a few extra inches…in my case 3 inches and it would definitely need to be WIDENED
Kangol
The era of sex robots is clearly here.
Who’s making the documentary about guys who buy these creepy things?
Let us know when it’s at the film festivals, Queerty!
JamJewel
There is already a documentary about the str8 guys who have them as well as a couple of YouTube videos on the subject. Check out ‘Guys and Dolls’ too.
scotshot
There was a movie out about ten years ago titled “Lars and the real girl” starring Ryan Gosling.
I think it was described as “funny and heart warming”. A very nice film.
Kangol
I saw the Lars film, which was unnerving. I’ve also seen the documentary about the straight men. I’m curious to see one about gay/bi men who buy these frightening male dolls.
BitterOldQueen
Finally, all my “Thunderbirds” fantasies can come true…
Frank
AWESOME REPLY and YES I am old enough to get it!!!
PinkoOfTheGange
F.A.B.
Tobi
Oh, Parker…. Oh, yes… m’Lady… OH, PARKER… YES-YES-YES mLady.
Jimmy
one word…….CHUCKIE
JamJewel
First of all, who needs a head? Or, if you need a head, who needs a body? Cost savings, right?
Second, how much does the damn thing weigh? Because I hear the female ones are REALLY heavy so we old fogies cannot just toss them around, we need to hire someone to help.
As soon as I win the lottery, I’m gonna get me a muscular headless Latino.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
#4 I see Frankie Grande’s career is on the up
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
A heterosexual man must’ve designed these or at most a heterosexual with an interest in “tra*ny” porn
baal61
I can’t tell the difference’ from real twinks’ just as hollow and vacant eyed.
batesmotel
They need some real men dolls. These dolls are generic Twink, effeminate, metrosexual dolls that can kill an erection. In all honesty, it’s not surprising that this is what it’s come down to. Since most gay guys are not known for their long term relationship potential, I can see many men resorting to getting a doll in the end. Although would have to wonder what kind of people would waste $6000 on a doll.
scotshot
Tom of Finland should produce one.
ElPillo
I like the Tom of Finland doll idea. The bear hairy one, uncut
paul dorian lord fredine
hahaha. ‘getting a doll in the end’.
draven
Interesting but I would like a real robot to keep me company not for sexual pleasure. I have my ??
Vince
I wonder if they’ve got any talking ones. Oh yeah baby. You’re the best….beep…Oh yeah baby, give it to me.
dean089
With my luck it would be so ‘lifelike’ that it would spend endless hours yammering about its ex and/or whining about its mother, interspersed every ten minutes with “Do you think I’m fat?”
Blackceo
Eww…one of them looks like that guy who has had all the plastic surgeries to look like a Ken doll.
LongIslandGayPhotos
You mean the one on the bed and Justin Jedlica?
https://flic.kr/p/8fu2UJ
Terrycloth
Gay Bob doll 2018…overpriced..porn dvd and my imagination cheaper …I’ll pass ..what next. It talks ? Oh great a bitchy queen doll……
starkraver
Grab ’em by the plastic.
Geeker
I feel a few things looking at those photos and horny is not one of them.
salumbre
The thought of waking up and finding one of those uncanny valley fvcking things next to me gives me the screeming meemies.
SiamSam
Especially if it blinked. At you. Slowly.
tnguy222
Make one that arches its back, has soft silicon butt cheeks, and I would definitely smash it over the Ol’-five-fingered girlfriend.
baggins435
So, you get one of these and it craps out, then you have to hire Melanie Griffiths to escort you out into the boonies to get a new one.
SiamSam
I would rather f*ck an actual woman.
Record Man
Let’s not get carried away here.
Doug
The eyes and the vacant facial expression are like something out of a nightmare.
joopThe Netherlands
Who wants to buy a doll that should be a men but looks like a girl?? If you make a male looking doll, get yr act together and make one. Besides that they look scary to me. These dolls cannot and will never be able to please me. They never will be pleased because the are dolls with 0,00 emotion.
oz1967
yeah I think I will stick to my right hand some good lube and pornhub, but whatever makes people happy and doesnt hurt others who am I to judge
DCguy
Nice to see Aaron Carter’s found work.
Hussain-TheCanadian
Ok with all the condemnation I’m reading, who are these dolls being marketed to??? I know some of you queens gotta be lying 😉
jd.cali
This should be sold with a free referral to see a psychiatrist. For real though.
charlie_jackpot
Why are they all so ugly – can’t they make a beautiful face?
Josh and Cody
Sooo Creepy.
Bradsman
They need another 10 or 20 years to get them right.