By Andrew Belonsky · 29 comments· Updated on January 31, 2008
Equinox Fitness Clubs just unveiled their new ad campaign, including “Figure Drawing”.
Michelangelo would be proud, we’re sure…
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Oh shit! Get ready for Bill Donohue and the Catholic Defense League (which is Bill Donohue). Hopefully this ad will be as successful as Kathy Griffin’s Emmy acceptance speech.
Suck It, Jesus!
“Get ready for Bill Donohue and the Catholic Defense League (which is Bill Donohue).” Exactly what they’re planning on. Problem is, outrage has become so general, it’s hard to break through the clutter.
just thought I’d settle a score with a fellow queer poster at Huffington Post (JohnCT)who stole an image of mine, and I got banned for getting p*ssed about it. I fixed his wagon, cuz I named this image the same as the one he stole. btw. I was Qbear there anyone who visits Huffington Post can mention they saw him pwned here.
Unfortunately, there has already been criticism of this ad from the church which is so annoying. I’m sure the next group of haters to critize will be fat dorky losers from Middle America who don’t appreciate what it’s like to be in good shape and to be a member of a hot gym like Equinox. When I worked out at the one at the Time Warner Center location everyone looked like this guy and I LOVED it! Most people in the rest of Fatmerica don’t realize that, here in New York, people actually do look like this and this really resonates well with us.
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spunkbox
that booty is fierce
DavidDust
Happy HUMP DAY!
Tintin Malfoy
O.M.GOD!
GranDiva
I am so there with the ass…
Jason
Oh shit! Get ready for Bill Donohue and the Catholic Defense League (which is Bill Donohue). Hopefully this ad will be as successful as Kathy Griffin’s Emmy acceptance speech.
Suck It, Jesus!
Gregg
He is so hot.Too bad Equinox is homophobic
hells kitchen guy
“Get ready for Bill Donohue and the Catholic Defense League (which is Bill Donohue).” Exactly what they’re planning on. Problem is, outrage has become so general, it’s hard to break through the clutter.
SeaFlood
I have never wanted to be a nun so badly in my life…
Alan down in Florida
How cruel – offering beef they can’t have to starving women.
Meeg
Those nuns are wearing a lot of make up though. You know they’re about two steps away from ripping off their habits and letting their hair down.
abelincoln
The pope will poop his pantaloons.
Phoenix
Jason @ No. 5,
If my mother is to be believed, Jesus DID suck it.
The Ghost of Princess Tiny Meat
Going by the drawing the nun of the left has done, that naked person must be a woman.
David Hauslaib, Queerty
I go to Equinox, and they might as well have depicted what the gym experience is actually like there. Well, just about.
Ash
This is one of the funniest ads I’ve ever seen. I wish the nun on the far left would pose for a drawing herself.
gay as life
They’re nuns people. They wouldn’t be interested. Hello! They’re lesbians!
underbear1
just thought I’d settle a score with a fellow queer poster at Huffington Post (JohnCT)who stole an image of mine, and I got banned for getting p*ssed about it. I fixed his wagon, cuz I named this image the same as the one he stole. btw. I was Qbear there anyone who visits Huffington Post can mention they saw him pwned here.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-8/1210139/mittpride.jpg
underbear1
here’s the link to the page where JohnCT has the image above stuck in his own post, he can’t alter now.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/08/clinton-allies-may-dump-m_n_80460.html?load=1&page=8#comments
karma is a B*TCH
Allen
The Catholic League is a dork who sits at a computer all day. He’s needs to get a life and come out.
BTW … it makes me want to join!
underbear1
got malice?
changed the image today
cgaskins
Have you seen the video “behind” the campaign? Very hot! Check out this link http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeXD1NMIwm4
Jack Jett
Qbear…
You are my favorite poster on HuffPo. Are you saying you got kicked off? I’m not sure I understand. Who is JohnCT?
underbear1
yeah I’m just back on, look in the living section on Hirsuit vs. Hairy men thread I ain’t too hard to find.
underbear1
thanks JackJett
Billy
Unfortunately, there has already been criticism of this ad from the church which is so annoying. I’m sure the next group of haters to critize will be fat dorky losers from Middle America who don’t appreciate what it’s like to be in good shape and to be a member of a hot gym like Equinox. When I worked out at the one at the Time Warner Center location everyone looked like this guy and I LOVED it! Most people in the rest of Fatmerica don’t realize that, here in New York, people actually do look like this and this really resonates well with us.
Eddie
HONEY!! YESS!! that so just made my day…
a ahaynes
nice hiney
a ahaynes
why didn’t they show is dick too?!
a ahaynes
why didn’t they show his dick too?!