How about that new One Direction movie?
If you were one of the lucky fans to actually snag a seat at an advanced screening last week, youâve already taken a peak into the lives of bandmates, seen their concert from the front row, and (most likely) screamed when Liam did anything because heâs perfect.
But what about all the things they didnât address? Namely, gay sexual fantasies and penis sizes? Did producers miss the memo on what we actually wanted to see in the film?
Fear not, because the UKâs Channel 4 has commissioned a fan-based documentary to address the burning questions in all of us, including âdeath threats, gay fantasies and even One Directionâs willy sizes.â Willy sizes? This should be good.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Aside from having the perfect title, Crazy About One Direction will have perfect fans. Perfect fans that are the âmost obsessedââa.k.a. borderline insaneâand will literally cry through tearjerking tales of how they once slipped the tips of their fingers into the crack of a rolled-down window on the One Direction tour bus.
Director Daisy Asquith calls it âfascinating.â We call it brilliant television.
Crazy About One Direction will premiere on August 15.
Rock Star
Lovely lads all, and they can sing. The world is happier because of them. Theyâre still just boys really so give them a break. We all say silly things when weâre 20 something with all those hormones raging.
crowebobby
All but Harry have passed their “sell by” date, but I’ll go see it anyway.
RurrJurr
Whoa there crowebobby, Liam and Zayn are the business here.
HernanMinogue
I think Harry and Liam have the biggest dick from the group. I’d say 6-7 inches đ
HernanMinogue
Zayn Malik is a hottie, but something tells me he has a small one.
Kevin
@crowebobby but have they passed their “best by” date?
JDJase
I don’t understand Liam’s appeal. Zayn and Louis are the babes.
MK Ultra
They certainly know who butter their bread and all – teenage girls and gay men.
I’m not complaining. Butter my bread!
Patrick Sean
BS, dont believe it for a second.
susansylvester
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Kata
Louis- 7.48 in.
Niall- 7.07 in.
Liam- 10.2 in.
Zayn- 7.87 in.
Harry- 8.66 in.
you’re welcome đ hahaha their exactly penis sizes <3