crime

New Sexual Assault Charge Gives Andy Dick a Bad (Last) Name

Oh Andy Dick, what will you do next to make us continue caring about you? Grab a bouncer’s crotch and attempt to kiss him? And get arrested for felony sexual assault? Done deal!

Facing one-to-five years in prison for his West Virginia stunt — all the more likely given his 2008 criminal record — Dick was bailed out by the owners of the Lucky Bone Comedy Club, where he was set to perform. Price tag for freedom? $60k.

[TMZ, LA Times]