Want a hunky male servant to wait on you hand and foot? Ask and you shall receive… For a price, of course.
ManServants is a new service that allows people to contract hot gentlemen callers to come to their homes and do various chores. The price? $125 an hour, plus tip. But the company promises it will be money well spent.
Qualifications to be a man servant are not dissimilar to those of a male beauty pageant contestant. Applicants must be devilishly handsome, in good shape, at least six feet tall, and willing to do whatever if asked of them by their masters. Tasks may include everything from singing Disney songs, to filling up champagne glasses, to throwing doves in the air upon their master’s arrival. For an additional fee, man servants may be asked to drive their masters around town, serenade them with a guitar, or speak to them with an accent.
There are boundaries, however. No sex is allowed (whomp, whomp) and the real names and occupations of the men are kept strictly confidential. To avoid the uncomfortable situation of customers falling in love with their man servants, all sessions have a maximum time limit of six hours.
The San Francisco-based startup caters to both women and gay men, and the clients call all the shots, from selecting what “type” of man they want, to setting his dress code, and even picking his name.
“A ManServant will answer to the name you’ve bestowed upon him, whether it’s Garçon, Bartholomew, or Ryan Gosling,” the company’s website reads.
Sounds like our wildest fantasy come true. We’ll take one order of Idris Elba with a side of Chris Pratt and Zac Efron, please.
no sex my ass
there are already several of these services…and the tip usually at least a 50 and blow job
at least for the services a very of my upper crust gay friends have used, lol.
I would rather have a real person (even an unnatractive one) on a REAL date. Gogo boys and manservants are too artificial. I think it is depressing to use these services, not uplifiting.
However, if I were having a party with my friends, I would not object to hire a good looking half naked waiter to serve us.
My point is that is useless to use this kind of service as a remedy against loneliness.
For 20/hr I can get my house cleaned really well when I’m not home and then watch porn in a clean bedroom or use the other 100/hr to go out have a great time and make a connection with a real person.
As a waiter or waitstaff for a party sure like @Billy Budd: said but just to watch and have MASTERbatory fantasies at 125/hr + tip…..He!! NO
Did the person who wrote this column check the website it links to? It’s exclusively about these men entertaining women, there are 7-hour rentals (the article says 6 is the limit), and there is no mention of height requirements on the applicant page. If there’s some other source for that information, you should list it. Without it, the article appears to be just the author’s fantasy about the service.
Hahaha gay guys do this for each other for free.
Who would actually pay for that when you can ask your sexy best friend to do it?
@blueshirt409: Yeah, I see nothing on the website about gay men. The site itself is very heteronromative and I cannot find one mention of gay men whatsoever. In fact there is a dose of misandry in there as well.
“ManServants aren’t about what men think women want, or about women acting like men and objectifying men—it’s about the fantasy of finally getting the royal treatment.”
If this service really does cater to gay men as well, it is in no way reflected on the site and male sexuality seems frowned on.
Alan down in Florida
Why limit it to men over 6′ tall? Some of the sexiest men in the world are lucky to measure up to 5’6″ tall.
@DarkZephyr: Are you saying there aren’t gay men awful enough to want to use such a ‘service’? Because everything in the copy advertising it simply screams: ‘Selfish entitled homo’.
@Saint Law: Possible “awfulness” of customers of such a service aside, I don’t know what copy you are reading, because the printed words at the site are all about providing a service for women. Are their print adds in periodicals that you have seen that differ from the website itself?
@DarkZephyr: There is no help for a literal minded moron.
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