More scarring details from former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham’s forthcoming book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now, have been released and, well, let’s just say reader discretion is strongly–very strongly!–advised.
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So, in 2018, adult-film star Stormy Daniels wrote in her tell-all book about Donald Trump that the ex-president’s penis was not dissimilar to “a toadstool.”
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“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f*cked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*ck like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” Daniels confessed in Full Disclosure.
Now, according to Grisham, that truly hideous description of Trump’s genitalia upset him so deeply that he felt the need to call her from Air Force One and say that his penis was, in fact, not shaped a toadstool, nor was it small.
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But this wasn’t the only time Trump allegedly made sexually inappropriate remarks to Grisham during the five years she worked for him.
In the book, she also claims that he asked her then-boyfriend, who also worked for him, to rate her performance in the bedroom. Oh, and another time he allegedly became so obsessed with a female press aide that he demanded she be brought onto Air Force One so he could “look at her [from behind].”
As if all that wasn’t disturbing enough, Grisham also writes about Trump’s ass. More specifically, his colon.
So, remember that weird, late night, unexplained trip to Walter Reed Medical Center he took in 2019? Turns out, he needed a colonoscopy. But he didn’t want to disclose this publicly because he was afraid of becoming “the butt of a joke” on late-night television.
Later in the book, Grisham also reveals that he had the procedure performed without any anesthesia because he didn’t want to temporarily assign power to Mike Pence because, well, he’s Donald Trump and his ego simply wouldn’t allow it.
“As with COVID, he was too wrapped up in his own ego and his own delusions about his invincibility,” Grisham writes.
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Other details about Trump’s private life Grisham shares in the book is his personal care routine, which she says includes cutting his own hair with “a huge pair of scissors that could probably cut a ribbon at an opening of one of his properties,” as well as his deep-seated fear of germs and death. “Dead bodies, death, sickness—those things really seemed to creep him out,” she writes.
Grisham also writes about Trump’s “terrifying” temper, which she claims could only be calmed down by listening to showtunes, particularly “Memory” from Cats, which an aide was required to sing to him in the Oval Office.
In a statement, Trump’s latest spokesperson, Liz Harrington, called Grisham’s book “another pitiful attempt to cash in on the President’s strength and sell lies about the Trump family.”
Harrington also called Grisham “a disgruntled former employee” and said her publishers “should be ashamed of themselves for preying on desperate people who see the short-term gain in writing a book full of falsehoods.”
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
ptn2719
If it’s true that Trump has a deep-seated fear of germs and death, then why did he feel the need to to NOTHING AT ALL in the face of the worst public health crisis since the bubonic plague? I find that a little hard to believe.
Blue Zoo
Because an appropriate response to COVID would have damage the economy, and a strong economy was the one thing that he had going for him in an election year. It came down to his fear of losing Vs his fear of germs.
Kangol2
@BlueZoo, had Don the Treasonous Con thought strategically about testing, tracing and lockdowns and acted accordingly, he could have addressed Covid-19 without destroying the economy the way he did. What we’ve since learned is that he had clownshow cranks like Stephen Hatfill making scientific policy, even though he know how dangerous Covid-19 was, and the result was utter destruction of the economy, a massive crime wave, 600,000+ Americans dead in under a year, and his own infection with Covid-19, though unlike millions of Americans Don the Con had the best medical treatment money and the US could provide. The whole “protecting business” is a ruse; other countries took better steps and lost fewer people, had less economic disruption and job loss, and did not have leaders who got sick. Don the Con failed on all accounts.
stanhope
I don’t find ‘little’ at all hard to believe
Joshooeerr
It’s not hard to believe at all. He only cares about himself. He wouldn’t care at all if the rest of the country expired from a deadly virus. He has the money – and at the time, the power – to protect himself.
Max
“Dead bodies, death, sickness—those things really seemed to creep him out,” she writes.
the last year of his term was filled with that and he did NOTHING to reverse that which creeped him out.
Mister P
I do not need any more proof that he is mentally ill.
Harley
I’m sorry but that Cats movie is just creepy.
Mr. Stadnick
This is the book nobody needs to read but it will sell like mad.
gregg2010
At this point in time, I believe Trump will run for re-election in 2024 and will win. Let’s hope I’m wrong.
mikeTigg
If he wins, America is done.
Den
He lost the popular vote twice, and the electoral college once (as the first win was a fluke). His base has not increased in size, so why do you believe he would win in a legitimate election?
tjack47
If the colonoscopy was done in 2009, what bearing would that have on, Pence?
BoomerMyles
Evidently a typo. S/B 2019.
YallnKY
When the president is incapacitated the VP takes over. So while Trump would have been sedation or under anesthesia Pence would take over the president.
BaltoSteve
Funny thing, a man, who has no compunction of suing everyone and his niece over all sorts of statements and such, doesn’t sue for libel over these tell all books. Just a milquetoast release from a spokespeon. Strange that.
tjack47
If the colonoscopy was in 2009, what would that have to do with, Pence?
Jim
Ya know someone is telling the truth when they’re called a “disgruntled employee”
MISTERJETT
as heard on CNN last night: “i’m so tired of talking about this fool”.
Mack
I didn’t see it here but on another site it was stated they had a guy, who is now running for Congress-with Trump’s backing, who played show tunes to calm him down when he got upset.
Heywood Jablowme
Probably a reference to Max Miller, now running for congress from Ohio, who is Grisham’s former bf.
stanhope
You know what they say about men who listen to show tunes….it is said pence has a very pretty mouth and weak knees ?????
nm4047
Now I’m going to do a Trump. Explains why bozo didn’t visit his brother that was hospitalised with a covid related illness that he eventually succumb to.
BoylesqueBubble
He went to Walter Reed in 2009 Graham? Don’t you edit your own poor excuse for writing? Is it even possible for you to write something of value affecting our community or other people in our community that don’t suit your heterosexual barely legal obsessions? Seriously, you’re a joke.
HI CAM!!
Jack
She’s another swamp creature who was faithful to the inner circle at all costs and now she’s going to tell all? The only joy is that she is willing to sell out the criminals, but it’s just as skeevy as being a liar for 3 years.. But we will take the petty details in news stories. Even if it’s more lies. Not buying that bishes book. .
nitejonboy
Me either, but I’ll download a torrent online cause I’m just too curious not to…
nitejonboy
Does this site even have an editor ?? Saying Trump had his butthole probed in 2009 instead of when it actually was in 2019 is a pretty huge typo and hurts what little credibility you had left.
BoylesqueBubble
They’re all supposedly “editors” here.
nitejonboy
Hmmm, loves show tunes, and took it up the ass without any anesthesia ? Hmmm…so is Trump…..GAY??? Just kidding.
blackhook
I don’t doubt all of her allegations are true… but it’s beyond time to just ignore Fat Turd Traitor Trump & stop giving the jerk the attention he craves.
Terrycloth
He hates losing…he only wants the win ..re relection because of the hundreds of lawsuits and crimes. They could take his money and put him in prison…when you’re president they can’t touch you…he is buying time…I’d pay to see him get cuffed and taken to prison…finally he would get his BIG ratings
GayEGO
Ha ha ha! Trump has a toadstool which can be poisonous! Watch out ladies!
wikidBSTN
Later in the book, Grisham also reveals that he had the [colonoscopy] performed without any anesthesia because . . . . he enjoys it too much.