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New TinTin Movie Features Seamen, Unicorns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=txbpdMHoqmY

When we first heard about Steven Spielberg directing Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn, we wondered if TinTin would be a racist gay man. Seeing as the film is slated as a Christmas-time family film, probably not. But the movie still features fisting, voyeurism, and sailors and even if he doesn’t kiss a dude on the lips, every friend of Dorothy will know that under that ginger hairdo and sweater beats the heart of a homo. Who else but a gay man would risk his life investigating a unicorn?