New Yorkers Are Hell Bent On Hooking Up Tonight, Blizzard Be Damned

2006_02_snowpslopeWhat is it about extreme weather that gets people in the mood for lovin’? If it’s too hot you need someone to cool down with (presumably naked), and when it’s too cold you need someone to stoke your fire.

Well as New Yorkers are currently hunkering down for what the National Weather Service says might be an “historic blizzard,” you can be sure all those huddled masses will be checking their Grindrs. And Scruffs. And Craigslists.

In fact, here’s some of what you’ll find on Craigslist’s men seeking men section if you search for “blizzard.”

Stay safe and play safe, everyone.

B type of night: Bi Bro Boned Blizzard Buds – (Murray Hill)

any one else horny and waiting out the storm alone?
more fun to kick back with a bud (or 2 or 3), strip down, compare cocks, and stroke and suck together
ages 20 – 40
hung always a plus

Major points for alliteration.

Any discreet guys to hang, cuddle during the blizzard? – 28 (Chelsea)

Anyone else out there into a normal chill attractive guy to hang with, cuddle, sleepovers, that sort of thing? Looking for a warm body during this blizzard. If we click can be a regular thing, get more sexual but not into just dropping trow and fucking a stranger. Am I the only on in this entire city?

Some guys are just practical. Body heat is a hot commodity.

Giving blizzard bjs, come get one (Prospect Park S/Park Circle)

Normal but horny single guy, 35, ht/wt prop with amazing cocksucking skills looking to blow you if you’re passing by in this blizzard. Send a pic and stats in first email or be ignored. Seriously only. Giving great head till they close the roads at 11. Come get yours. D/d free here.

Altruism at its finest.

Be my blizzard slave – 36 (Upper West Side)

Worried about being snowed in for a day with nothing to do? Come serve an alpha while this storm blows over.
This would be an overnighter, obviously. Arrive by 11pm. I expect you to stay in bondage for part of the time, suck, get fucked hard in all your holes, take some light cbt, get spooned when we fall asleep…and anything else we can think of. Limits respected. You will be kept warm and fed, but otherwise abused just how you like it. We will NOT pnp, but poppers or 420 ok.

Not exactly our idea of a fun snow day, but who are we to judge?

Hosting blizzard bottom – 24 (pelham parkway morris park co-op city)

fight the snow and get warm in my hole

It’s right to the point — we’ll give it that much.

Blizzard boyfriend? – 28

Anyone want to get snowed in together? Cuddle & watch movies, enjoy each other’s company, hang out, eat & drink?

I can host.

Your pics will get mine. Please be respectful. And sane.

See there really are good ones out there! Unless he just wants us to think that…