Forget your Facebook year in review, Miss Levonia Jenkins is serving some 2014 realness. The pretty lady has fled her New York Shitty home for the sunny streets of Hollywood and is put through her paces by announcer La Lopez. The twosome take us on a trip through some of the highlights and lowlights of last year, including “If you thought John Travolta screwed up Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars, you should have heard what he called Levonia when she was inside of him.”
But remember chillrun, if you see her working on Hollywood Boulevard, don’t get too close. As La Lopez warns us, “You’ll need a hazmat suit just to poke her on Facebook.”
Witness the flawlessness below.