natural disasters

New Zealand’s $8 Billion In Earthquake Damages Caused By Homosexuals Skiing

No, it’s true! I read it on the Internet. The $3.5-8 billion in insurance claims and dozens of deaths caused by yesterday’s earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand, is how god is punishing kiwis — because they didn’t learn after the quakes he sent in September! ChristchurchQuake.net (that’s “Copyright – Christchurch Earthquake – No More Poofter & Lesbian Festivals”) points to the “‘Snow Gaymes’ and Butch Lesbian antics of Gay Ski Week” as the root cause of the natural disaster. I find this conclusion offensive, because I know for certain gay softball leagues were also at fault.