San Francisco’s long been a homo-hub. No surprise, then, that gay porn-centric Colt Studio has used the hilly sea-side city as its HQ for forty years, churning out such hits as Waterbucks 2 and Buckaroos.
In honor of the company’s geographical camaraderie, Mayor Gavin Newsom and two other city officials proclaimed last Friday “Colt Studio Day”. Conservatives, meanwhile, took aim at the liberal lad. Reverend Louis P. Sheldon of the Traditional Values Coalition said:
San Francisco has proven yet again why they remain the mocked city of the country. No other major city in the nation has gone so far as to blatantly glorify a homosexual porn producer and company.
Hmm, we had no idea SF’s the most mocked city in America. We thought that was Gary, Indiana.
Not one to miss a good finger-wagging, Bill O’Reilly mused:
How about we take this to the next level?
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There is not another city in the country that has ever had a ‘gay porn day. And you wonder why your city is looked upon as a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah?
Sounds like he’s been trading notes with Sheldon because, again, we were unaware of this reputation. We must be reading different bathroom walls.
Dee
I thought it was Gary, Indiana too. I love SF.
nystudman
Bill O’Reilly lecturing anyone on sexual deviancy is just beyond any shame.
John
Bill is just mad that he has to harrass women that work for him in order to get any action. Maybe Rush could lend him some chill out pills?
ggreen
Colt magazine went from one of the finest producers of masculine male porn to one of the worst. It’s as if John Rutherford (who purchased the studio a few years ago) held a casting call for small dicked effeminate steroid abusers and the Colt brand has gone down hill ever since. Colt used to be famous for masculine guys with big cocks, now it’s famous for guys with shaved legs.
nystudman
ggreeen: WTF? You look at Colt in the ’80s, I see a lot of extremely hot guys who are, yes, a tiny bit, um, fem (which never bothered me a bit) and, if anything, much more hairless than the models now. They’ve got more models with body hair now, so whatare you talking about??
mattymatt
For openly enjoying porn, SF gets some mockery — fair enough, usually more private and a little embarrassing to talk about.
But that mockery’s nothing compared to the career-ending derision of which moral crusaders live in terror should their perversions ever be discovered.
ousslander
Love porn and always will but to celebrate in in the “town square” is a little ridiculous.
jim
besides bills problems… do you really think it is ok to have a day named after a porn company regardless of what type of sexuality it is promoting? i don’t. it does not matter what city it is in, it matters what we are showing the world that this is something that deserves to be noticed. fighting for gay rights (or any other rights) should get a day. not some porn company.
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