Gay Panic

NFL Player Jonathan Vilma Is Very Afraid That A Gay Player Will Look At Him Naked

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Seems like someone thinks he’s a little bit cuter than he actually is…

In a fascinating NFL Gameday profile, pro players have a frank discussion with the NFL’s Chief Correspondent for Player Health and Safety Andrea Kremer about hazing, racism and homophobia in the locker room.

The gay chatter begins around the four-minute mark when New Orleans Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma seems to be terrified that a gay NFL player may sneak a peek while he’s changing.

If he’s the guy next to me, and you know I get naked…taking a shower, the whole nine, and it just so happens he looks at me, how am I supposed to respond?

This is probably just the type of thinking that stopped those rumored openly gay NFL players from coming out last year

Newsflash to Vilma: There most likely already is a gay player with you in the locker room, and we doubt you’re the object of any of his fantasies.

You’re certainly not the object of any around these parts.