NFL’s Kordell Stewart Not Gay, “Ashamed” Of “RHOA” Wife For “Targeting” LGBT Community

kordell-porshaYou gotta hand it to Andy Cohen and the folks at Bravo — they really know how to garbage up the airwaves. If there’s no table’s getting flipped, no glass of merlot getting thrown, or no lacefront getting ripped off, then something’s askew. With the Real Housewives of Atlanta set to premiere, it’s time for a gay rumor to stir the pot of interest because a sixth season don’t scandalize itself, hunty.

Kordell Stewart, former NFL quarterback and soon-to-be ex-husband of Porsha Stewart — the boring one — is the latest target of the lavender rumor mill. After this teaser clip of the upcoming premiere aired, rumors about Stewart’s sexuality — which have apparently been chasing after him like a [insert football reference here] for some time — began anew:

First of all, someone needs to let Kenya Moore know who the hell Nene Leakes is:

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Second of all, we need a moratorium on newborn babies being shown on TV because the first few seconds looked like something out of Alien. And third, Porsha’s claims that Kendall wasn’t physically attracted to her led the former gridiron god to respond with this statement to Straight from the A:

I’m very ashamed of my wife for saying something that she knows is not true at all. The rumors have never been true. I’m not gay.

It is sad that she would target the homosexual community which often times lacks support to begin with. It is very disappointing that she will do anything and say anything for a minute of so- called fame.

She can have that life, I just want to continue to be the best single dad and father that I can for my son.

Kordell, Kordell, Kordell. Have Tom Cruise/John Travolta/Kerry Rhodes taught you nothing? A public statement that you’re not gay just makes you seem totally gay. Might as well go the James Franco route and deep-throat a phallic object on camera — no one even cares if that stunt queen’s gay at this point.