Having the perfect butt isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Detroit Red Wings Center Dylan Larkin.
“My name is Dylan Larkin and I have hockey butt,” the 23-year-old athlete says in an new online advertisement for State & Liberty, a men’s clothing company.
“Hockey butt” is when a person has a slim waist and ankles but a plump booty, enormous quads, and muscular thighs, making finding pants that fit a real challenge.
“I can’t really find an off-the-rack pant to fit me,” Larkin laments. “Even when I get a pair of pants custom-made, I can’t move around and stretch in them. Every time I bend down, I feel like I’m going to bust through the seams.”
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And that’s where State & Liberty comes in. The company specializes in men’s athletic fit dress pants designed for guys with huge butts, like Larkin.
With the NHL season starting up tomorrow, we wanted to bring in a specialist to help shed light on a topic a lot of people are not comfortable talking about – The Hockey Butt. pic.twitter.com/egGPXduu8N
— State & Liberty (@StateAndLiberty) October 2, 2019
Not surprisingly, the response to the ad has been overwhelmingly positive…
— 🎃 Anti-vaxxers are bringing back measles 🎃 (@KeithLDixon) October 3, 2019
You can’t just give the gays everything they want like this!!
— WideBros (@widebros) October 4, 2019
Well, it worked. Here I am 👀 pic.twitter.com/w31hDY96lC
— Maims Fluker 🔪🎃 (@JamesFluker) October 2, 2019
Please give your marketing team a raise. This is the kind of content I thoroughly approve of.
— Daniel Explains it all (@daniluvsuall) October 2, 2019
Oh wow! That is a blessing from above!
🍑 🙏🏽 💜 pic.twitter.com/fCyIxDCbaP— 🌷🌟 IsntDaveOne 🌟🌷 (@IsntDaveOne) October 4, 2019
Well played, State & Liberty. Well played.
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LostMyClothesAgain
Dayummmm ! That is nice.
Smith David
Jesus…I’m soaked! Baby got baaaaccck!
ShiningSex
But(t) he’s not cute. He looks so 90s. zzzzzzzz
Taddpole
You know it really is sad to lead such a bitter life…
Rock-N-RollHS
He’s cute enuf. I wouldn’t see his face anyway with his ass on my face.
Desertmuscle8
Its strange, it absolutely never occurred to me that anyone would turn an interesting article of a current sports star finally able to find apparel (slacks) that fit into a fashion critique? Someone needs to get a serious hobby.
Grandolphrz
If he’s going to talk about it, he should at least show it. Those dark slacks don’t show anything.
OzJosh
Yeah, that’s because his butt is not that big. In the profile shots it’s clearly a pretty average-looking butt for a guy. Firm & round, no doubt. But average.
Bytemenow
First world problems. Damn Dylan, having a small waist, muscular round butt, and huge muscular quads are the stuff dreams are made of. All men’s clothing manufacturers make a line of pants made of stretch material. I’ve replaced all of my old, wool and wool blend dress pants with pants made of some type of stretch material. They fit my waist, butt, and thighs perfectly giving them a nice shapely contour and opens slightly wider just above the knee down to the ankle. Pants made of this type of material gives the appearance of a more tailored look.
Count your blessings for having the physique you have.
Rock-N-RollHS
Maybe if you took more literature courses in school you would understand the meaning of “irony.” Damn. And we wonder why trump was elected.
djmcgamester
I am such an ass man that I thoroughly enjoyed this article.
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Thad
My friends have been saying this about Sidney Crosby of the Penguins for years. I guess his endorsement was too expensive.
Anyhow…Dylan Larkin is an up-and-coming NHL star, all-American, playing for a not-great team. Gotta love him and these ads.
roblebald77
ANTHONY RECKER. THAT’S ALL.
Kangol2
Does he never watch NFL football? Talk about big round butts and tiny waists!
Aires the Ram
@Kangoi2: Uh-huh!
Henreid
I have been watching baseball games for years, primarily for the pleasure of admiring big bubble butts and muscular thighs. As another commenter has mentioned, MLB catcher Anthony Recker has an ass that is EPIC. I consider his butt to be a National Treasure.
Aires the Ram
Seems every time I get to watch the Toronto Blue Jays, it’s the best butts and thighs in the MLB!
But we must not forget Jason Varitek.
LetsGetLit
Look’s more like a 1990s dating video.