Nice Package: Global Pet Finder

Global Pet Finder

So many gays, so many little dogs, so many ways to lose them. Now you can track your runaway pooch by satellite with the Global Pet Finder, which gives you up-to-the-minute location updates on your cellphone or Blackberry. It even monitors the temperature of your pet’s location and alerts you if it is dangerously hot or cold, which can be useful if your pet happens to wander into a bath house or meat locker.

Global Pet Finder, $290 [Official Site via Uncrate]