Let’s say you’re intent on sleeping with, say, Lukas Podolski, Chad White, or Carlos Bocanegra. Yeah, well good luck with that. But you can get one step closer with Reality Bedding, an innovative take on traditional bedding.
The company takes a titillating image (read: scantily clad models) and prints it on a comforter, letting you sleep with a 10 when a Friday night at a dive bar usually only scores you a 6. Currently, only a small selection of women are offered, but we spoke with Reality Bedding co-owner Michael Cardamone: “We have some guys in the works!” he promises. “The gay/lesbian community has reacted well to the product so far.”