TROUBLE IN PARADISE

Nick Gruber Questioned By Police After Hamptons VIP Club “Blood Bath”

7773224838_33bd551becHe’s sold his crotch on Sean Cody and cashed it in for an American Express Black card, but this time, former porn model and professional boy toy Nick Gruber wants you to know that he won’t tolerate your passive grabs at his crotch anymore.

What, did you think it was for sale or something? Sheesh.

Page 6 reports that the boyfriend of fashion maven Calvin Klein was questioned by police in East Hampton last Friday morning following his involvement in a “bloody fight at a top Hamptons nightclub.” Picture the Barbie dream house covered in ketchup.

Matt Rich, a spokesman for Gruber, says Nick plans to file a complaint of sexual harassment against a patron of the Pink Elephant, who “randomly grabbed his crotch” after a night of drinking. According to reports, Gruber “hit the clubgoer, causing a laceration over his right eye” in what the club’s director of VIP relations describes as “a blood bath.”

According to Page 6, Gruber “fled the scene,” leaving 20 police officers to launch a full-scale investigation with flashlights in the parking lot. Only in the Hamptons, folks!

Rich said that Gruber “voluntarily spoke with police for an hour on Friday,” and he was not arrested. Fortunately, it sounds like his crotch is okay.

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11 Comments

  • hyhybt

    He did not sell his crotch. He clearly still possesses it.

  • hf2hvit

    uSounds like a bunch of girls OTR without their ‘pons

  • Mr. E. Jones

    Nick plans to file a complaint of sexual harassment against a patron of the Pink Elephant, who “randomly grabbed his crotch”

    Whats wrong, was the guy under 60 and poor?

  • DarkZephyr

    I despise Nick Gruber, even his name repulses me, BUT I would have socked the guy too probably. Or at least had my fiance do it.

  • B Damion

    @ Mr. E. Jones …LMAO. Nice!

  • Cam

    Funny how it’s the prostitutes that scream the loudest that they aren’t for sale.

  • Stache1

    @Mr. E. Jones: That is in very poor taste even though you happen to be 100% right.

  • billforsyth

    He has autonomy over his own body the same as anyone else does .The fact that he is or was involved in porn does not mean he has given up the right not to be molested by anyone who feels like it.I do not approve of violence or of taking the law into your own hands but the guy who initiated the assault was in the wrong.The law ought to offer protection to everyone no matter who they are or what they do for a living.

  • hyhybt

    @billforsyth: Exactly. This doesn’t appear to have gotten as far as rape, but rapists try the same sort of excuse: she dresses like that, so she was asking for it; she sleeps with everyone else, so she owes me; and so on. It’s NEVER valid, NEVER excusable, not even in lesser instances.

  • Adam

    Yeah. A bloodbath implies that multiple people died. So… no.

  • OhHellNo

    Can we quit calling these gold-digging fossil-blowing twinks from hell “boyfriends” and refer to Gruber (root word “grub”) as “Calvin Klein’s parasite”? Truth-in-advertising, and all that.

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