Nick Jonas Attends The Gun Show, Harry Louis Gets Soapy And Andy Cohen Is Spread Eagle This Week On Instagram

We think you’ve heard enough about Zac Efron’s body (jk), dick pics, cruising woes and Tyler Posey’s Grindr account. Let’s check in with the #Instastuds for a refreshing SFW weekend buzz:

Andy Cohen is back in the recording studio with even shorter shorts and a wider spread eagle.

Stunt queen James Franco is channelling gay nostalgia with his new shaved head.

Zac Efron previews some shots from his upcoming film We Are Your Friends. Looks like they haven’t shot the shirtless scenes yet.

Colton Haynes sports a new shirt featuring his buddy Tyler Posey, who may or may not be 0 feet away.

A woman took this nude jacuzzi shot of TOWIE stud James Lock. Get your pitchforks, boys.

Tom Daley enjoys some pool time with a pal while on vacation in Malibu.

Nick Jonas whips out his guns for the latest Kingdom promo posters.

EJ Johnson is far too fabulous for a front row seat at New York Fashion Week, so here he is sitting on the sidewalk in front of a bodega.

Your latest Grindr fave Tyler Posey wants to serenade you with an Echosmith song.

When divas collide: Yanis Marshall serves Tupperware realness with Drag Race alum Detox.

Here’s something you already knew: Ricky Martin sure cleans up nice.

If you’re not in to the anti-Bieber Austin Mahone already, you need to be.

Here’s the million-dollar view from Brad Goreski’s nether regions.

Have a seat, everyone. Amber Rose is going to show you how to twerk.

President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama pose with some guy and that guy’s fiancé.

Laverne Cox posed with Naomi Campbell and for that moment, the world stood still.

Jared Leto hit the beach for some… yoga (?)

Former porn star Harry Louis is five complaints away from a suspended account.

Michael Lucas remembers Joan: “I am heartbroken.”

Enjoy this photo of Olympic diver Jack Laugher. We won’t be posting any more until he breaks up with his new girlfriend.

Or maybe Jack’s new girlfriend is a blessing in disguise? Now that she’s in the picture, Chris Mears is hanging out with Tom Daley again…

Olympic judo stud Ashley McKenzie teases another shot from his upcoming calendar release.

Kathy Griffin fondly remembers her legendary predecessor. Check out more of what she had to say to Anderson Cooper.

Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio remembers Joan Rivers fondly: “ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE!”

Leather daddy Terry Miller had some new head shots taken!

Jake Shears photographs his husband and their new “thrupple” partner Toby.

Congressman Aaron Schock learns what happens when the glass closet shatters LaGrange Lock opens and an unstoppable rush of media attention water comes rushing in to destroy his career the canal. We sure hope he listened closely.