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Nick Jonas Is In Chains, Jamie Dornan Is Totally Nude & Chris Meloni Is All Bulge

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Arms Jonas reveals a penchant for kinky toys in his new single “Chains”. Must run in the family.

– Beg and ye shall receive! Neil Patrick Harris is finally getting that American Horror Story role he asked for.

Improbable Fantasies for Straight White Women finally has a trailer, but you should look at these nude photos of its hunky lead actor instead.

– Katy Perry lends her voice to help UNICEF squash HIV stigma.

– Aaron Schock poses with an army of “Teenage Republicans.” My god, run! Run, everybody, quick!

– Christopher Meloni shares a shot of his crotch, which looks to be nice one. But you already knew that (nsfw).

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– Did you know that before Jason Statham was an actor, he was a (terrible) diver? Us magazine has a clip of his 20-year-old tight physique competing in the 1990 Commonwealth Games.

Arrow babe Colton Haynes is fully clothed in the new Nicola Formichetti-directed Diesel ad campaign, and still totally hot despite not having eyes.

– And finally, a Zumba instructor turns a car alarm into the next greatest dance trend:

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4 Comments

  • Sansacro

    Pic of Meloni not safe for work? Who employs you? Hobby Lobby?

  • MarionPaige

    There is a scene in the movie Cellular in which Jason Statham throws Chris Evans around. It is incredibly erotic for some reason.

  • Mr. E. Jones

    Aaron Schock poses with an army of “Teenage Republicans.”

    Was that pic taken in a mens room?

  • lkeels

    @Sansacro: Which Hobby Lobby are you shopping at? The pic shows his dick, full frontal.

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