– Arms Jonas reveals a penchant for kinky toys in his new single “Chains”. Must run in the family.
– Beg and ye shall receive! Neil Patrick Harris is finally getting that American Horror Story role he asked for.
– Improbable Fantasies for Straight White Women finally has a trailer, but you should look at these nude photos of its hunky lead actor instead.
– Katy Perry lends her voice to help UNICEF squash HIV stigma.
– Aaron Schock poses with an army of “Teenage Republicans.” My god, run! Run, everybody, quick!
– Christopher Meloni shares a shot of his crotch, which looks to be nice one. But you already knew that (nsfw).
– Did you know that before Jason Statham was an actor, he was a (terrible) diver? Us magazine has a clip of his 20-year-old tight physique competing in the 1990 Commonwealth Games.
– Arrow babe Colton Haynes is fully clothed in the new Nicola Formichetti-directed Diesel ad campaign, and still totally hot despite not having eyes.
– And finally, a Zumba instructor turns a car alarm into the next greatest dance trend: