No Foolin’

“The ex-wife of former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey says she has decided to drop a fraud claim in which she alleged the gay man duped her into marriage to advance his political career. Dina Matos issued a statement Wednesday saying she needs to end the case for the good of their 6-year-old daughter, Jacqueline.” Ha! Because Dina was really thinking of that poor, undoubtedly traumatized child when she was parading herself around for the media. Regardless, this is the best news we’ve heard all day: a national nightmare’s over – and for real this time. [AP]