No Gay Love For Aussie Dance

An Anglican school is intent on shoving its sexual politics down students throats.

The all boys school, located in Australia’s Queensland state, rejected several gay kids requests to bring their same-sex beaus to the end-of-the-year dance. While headmaster Jonathan Hensman says he appreciates their asking, he simply cannot deviate from the dance’s historic trajectory.

We don’t intend to change our practice. As well as being a social occasion, it’s an education forum and to that end the school decides what is appropriate behavior and what is not.

Not all students take their girlfriends. Some take a female friend. It’s about protocols and decorums.

Well, sounds like the gays are going to have to draw on another tradition: the fag hag. Poor guys…