No Known Straight Survivors

By Andrew Belonsky February 7, 2008 at 6:02pm

This is how the NewNowNext kids spend all that perfectly good Viacom money: tarting it up with the Dazzle Dancers.

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2 Comments

kaplan

I love the Dazzle Dancers. You weren’t trying to douse their flames, were you?

May 21, 2008 at 11:05am
viva

yes!! gimme that viacom money!! cmon corporate gays, dazzles need to eat too!

May 21, 2008 at 12:05pm

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