They say rejection is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs. Unless you’re Drew from OKCupid. Then it’s a declaration of war.
After being turned down by a guy he briefly chatted with online, Drew launched into an angry, unending rant, accusing the man of being a flake, a jerk, a big jerk, an asshole, a geek, rude, an inexperienced loser, a fag, a faggot, a passive aggressive bitch, an antisocial asshole, a ghost, corny, socially awkward, an insensitive spineless dick, and an ugly no sex getting asshole, among other things.
Drew also used the F-word no less than two dozen times and published the man’s cellphone number on Craigslist in retaliation. To make it even more confusing, throughout his rant he repeatedly apologizes for his behavior then continues calling the guy a weak asshole, ugly antisocial geek ass, geeky creepy ass, et cetera, et cetera.
Check out Drew’s entire message, which was posted to Imgur, below…
Huh. We can’t possibly imagine why this guy wasn’t into Drew.