NO FILTER

No Threesomes For Michael Cera, Unless They Involve Paul Rudd

Screen Shot 2013-07-11 at 2.44.38 PMDon’t expect Michael Cera to jump in the sack with Martha Stewart any time soon. After hearing about her risqué sexcapades on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live, he politely declined joining her in a future hypothetical threesome.

But he’d do it if Paul Rudd were there!

The question was posed yesterday during a “no filter” interview with HuffPo Live, where celebrities are asked questions at random and forced to answer without thinking. Here’s what happened:

HuffPo: A couple weeks ago Martha Stewart admitted to having a threesome on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live,” so we figured we’d ask you the same question. Have you ever had a threesome?
Michael Cera: A threesome with Martha Stewart, no. No, no, no, I would never bring a third person into that. I don’t want to degrade it. I don’t want to talk about my threesomes with Martha Stewart.

HP: What do you think of Paul Rudd?
MC: I would have a threesome with him. Me and him and Martha I think would … I think we could actually have a marriage, the three of us. To answer that question seriously, I think Paul Rudd is one of the funniest, most talented actors working. I think he’s amazing.

Alright everybody, let’s get to working on a movie starring Paul Rudd, Michael Cera, Andrew Garfield, and Michael B. Jordan.

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4 Comments

  • Ogre Magi

    He is yummy

  • Davennc

    Who is Michael Cera? and who cares about this topic especially if it involves that obnoxious condescending c*nt Martha Stewart…..

  • Milk

    @Davennc:
    Oh My! Did she forget to send you a 100 hard boil eggs on your wedding?

  • petensfo

    I’ve loved Paul for years as well… I keep hoping somehow the outtakes of his, “Honey, come look at this” scene in “So This is 40” will make it to the internet.

    Are you winkin’ that brown eye at me, Paul?

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