Not Even Death

Nobody Fucks With The Carlos

Either Venezuela’s medical experts lack expertise or 33-year old Carlos Camejo’s a real life Claire Bennet:

A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

Really!? We would have shat our pants and found religion.